Tiger Woods did what?
If you're a huge star and you've always wanted to beat up a hooker or marry a boy in Thailand -- I'm looking at you Tom Hanks -- now is definitely the time to do it. This Tiger story seems to be getting worse by the day and it's pretty much the only thing the media is reporting on right now. Just look at the latest story from Us Weekly. Tiger had "raucous sex" with one of his whores while his father Earl lay dying in a hospice. I mean, wow, what do you even say about that? Literally nothing surprises me about this guy anymore. Tiger built a time machine so he could travel back to 1935 and fuck Amelia Earhart? OK, cool. Tell her I said hi.