Oh damn

Tiger Woods did what?

If you're a huge star and you've always wanted to beat up a hooker or marry a boy in Thailand -- I'm looking at you Tom Hanks -- now is definitely the time to do it. This Tiger story seems to be getting worse by the day and it's pretty much the only thing the media is reporting on right now. Just look at the latest story from Us Weekly. Tiger had "raucous sex" with one of his whores while his father Earl lay dying in a hospice. I mean, wow, what do you even say about that? Literally nothing surprises me about this guy anymore. Tiger built a time machine so he could travel back to 1935 and fuck Amelia Earhart? OK, cool. Tell her I said hi.

tiger would

Proof that Tiger is really GAY.....Only someone that is so flaming and is in total denial would become such a massive adulterer. He has been trying to convince himself that he is straight. But throughout all of those trists. He wasnt thinking about sinking his putter in some girls vagina. He was thinking those vaginas were in fact Phil Mickelsons hairy asshole......Tiger loves hairy assholes.

Comeone guys its so blatently easy to see now. Tiger is Guy .....he loves hairy assholes and balls.

Herman Bumfudle

hey. you're looking a little nutty professor but beautiful in those glasses.

its sad that taylor swift and dog boy turned out to be a nothing more than racist. maybe kanye west was right.

TCH

Amelia ? That's some good writing. But you know if he did have that way back machine he would have made a stop to score some of that Beverly Hillbilly pootang from Ellie May. Blond, busty, and ....a hillbilly. That's his type.