Amy Winehouse is under arrest

Amy Winehouse arrested yet again

Amy Winehouse was arrested today over an incident that occurred last Saturday night in which she allegedly attacked a theatre manager. The reason for the attack? Um, he was standing there? I don't know. Why do crackheads do what they do? From the Daily Mail:

The troubled star is said to have launched a physical attack on a member of staff during a performance of Cinderella at the Milton Keynes Theatre theatre. At the performance the singer was said to have shocked children and parents by shouting 'He's fucking behind you' and yelling out 'Fuck Cinders, Prince Charming, marry me".

Refusing to sit down, she also branded the Ugly Sisters 'bitches".

And later she allegedly launched herself at the front-of-house manager pulling his hair, punching him and kicking him between the legs.

Wait, did she scratch him? Because I think it'd be cool to say for Christmas, Amy Winehouse gave you hepatitis.

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PAZUZU

Even if addiction is a disease sometimes you need to quarantine the sick. Put all the crackheads on an island somewhere and keep them the hell away from the rest of us.

Anonymous

Did you ever think that crack and other mind enhancing drugs may be their way of enlightenment. It is the wellspring from which their great artistic talents flow. That is why they are on a different plain from ordinary people.

PAZUZU

Mind enhancing? I guess you've never been around a crackhead. They are pretty fucking far from enlightened. I agree that they belong on a different plain. In my solution (written above) the different plain is a barren, living hell island as far from humans as possible. P.S. is this the real Paul or an imposter/copier?

master yoda

Should she be incarcerated, who would take custody of her new tits?

Anonymous

It is true that A. Winehouse is sensitive and a great artist. Sometimes she must spontaneously vent her artistic talents.

She is also Europe's sweetheart of sex. Millions of Europeans want to entwine their limbs with hers, and make hot love with her. Mingling bodily fluids and spit as they engage in uninhibited erotism. The manager should feel proud that A. Winehouse graced him with her notice.

Anonymous

It is true that A. Winehouse is sensitive and a great artist. Sometimes she must spontaneously vent her artistic talents.

She is also Europe's sweetheart of sex. Millions of Europeans want to entwine their limbs with hers, and make hot love with her. Mingling bodily fluids and spit as they engage in uninhibited erotism. The manager should feel proud that A. Winehouse graced him with her notice.

Anonymous

Great artists are over sensitive, and sometimes get a bit carried and overreact. It's the part we have to pay for the joy of having their marvelous talent rain on us, pure drops of wisdom and art that enlighten our dark lives.

Then they get their crack dose and die in their vomit, but generally not fast enough to decrease their filthy flock.

They reproduce too fast. We need the chemical industry to create more lethal drugs.

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