Alessandra Ambrosio bikini pics!
In honor of Christmas Eve (just go with it), here's some candid pics of Alessandra Ambrosio in Miami last weekend. That picture above is so darn cute. It reminds me of that famous Coppertone ad where the dog is pulling down the little girl's swimsuit. The big difference being I obviously didn't beat off to that Coppertone ad while also choking myself with a shoelace just to the point of passing out to increase sexual arousal. What do you think I am? Some kind of freak?
In honor of Christmas Eve (just go with it), here's some candid pics of Alessandra Ambrosio in Miami last weekend. That picture above is so darn cute. It reminds me of that famous Coppertone ad where the dog is pulling down the little girl's swimsuit. The big difference being I obviously didn't beat off to that Coppertone ad while also choking myself with a shoelace just to the point of passing out to increase sexual arousal. What do you think I am? Some kind of freak?















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