Kevin Federline and Victoria Prince grocery shopping in L.A. (10/9)
Kevin Federline and his wonder penis haven't impregnated anything in nearly four years. According to the National Enquirer, that miraculous streak may be over (via PopCrunch):
NOTE: Is it wrong to change your kids' names years after their birth? If not, K-Fed needs to rename his kids "One," "Two," "Three," "Four", and the new one "Five," because that is the only way in hell he'll be able to remember all of their names.
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Kevin Federline and his wonder penis haven't impregnated anything in nearly four years. According to the National Enquirer, that miraculous streak may be over (via PopCrunch):
Kevin Federline’s girlfriend may soon be sporting a baby bump to match the former rapper’s buzzed about Buddha belly . . . Last summer, Victoria quit working to accompany Kevin around the globe. After one pregnancy false alarm earlier this year, the athlete begin to suspect that she was pregnant after the couple spent two weeks in Las Vegas in late September.Well there goes my theory about women not being able to get pregnant when they're unconscious. What, you didn't think Victoria was actually letting that fat bastard have sex with her willingly, did you? Awww, your naivete is so cute. Don't ever change.
Kevin already has four children; daughter Kori, 7, and son Kaleb, 5, with ex Shar Jackson and sons Sean, 4, and Jayden, 3, with Britney; and was less than pleased with the idea of doing diaper duty with yet a third “baby mama.”
A source says: “The test was positive. She told Kevin that she was pregnant, but he didn’t seem happy to hear the news.”
NOTE: Is it wrong to change your kids' names years after their birth? If not, K-Fed needs to rename his kids "One," "Two," "Three," "Four", and the new one "Five," because that is the only way in hell he'll be able to remember all of their names.
What took so long?
Here's the story, of a man named K-Fed, who was a super awesome upcoming white rapper. He spent his time, as a backup dancer, but he was all alone.
Here's the story, of three chicks, two of them had hair of gold, like barbie, and the other was kind of black. They were three chicks, possibly with dicks, but they were all alone.
Till the one day when the fella knocked up the sort of black chick. And then he dumped her when she was pregnant and knocked up another chick. Then he divorced the second chick and got lots of cash and knocked up another chick on the way out of the room. That's how they became the KFed bunch. The KFed bunch. The Kfed bunch.
All that shopping, yet no time to pick up some rubbers.
I guess Britney will have another mouth to feed...sad
Are you sure the positive test didn't indicate that Kevin himself was pregnant? It would explain alot.
...only 3 more to go and he can be octo dad...yeaaaaaa!!! hard to believe that his boys live a more glamorous life than i do...this sucks!