It's Courteney Cox's sister/brother Alexis outside Bardot nightclub last week! Um, that guy knows he's hitting on a dude, right? That bulge is pretty obvious.

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[Pacific Coast News]
  • Paula

    two celebrities I love. I just need to meet one of them now!!!

  • fuckingscottie

    OH DAMNIT!!!

  • jeffrey damnit

    you need better writers!

    when you're trying to hook up with someone you can phrase it many ways.....

    the fact that you used "hitting on" instead of "picking up" with what was going on in this pic makes me think you wouldn't know funny if it bit you on the ass wearing Groucho glasses!



    p.s. V-4-Vendetta, if you're gonna make fun of my scarf (which my x got me and i think it's very nice) at least choose a cartoon character who was a scarf! waldo never did! try frosty the snowman(after all it is the holiday season) hell, try fred from scooby doo....at lease he occasionally wore an ascot!

  • abby

    She needs her own show. And no parts for a bulge, unless it's a moose nuckle

  • abby

    no bulge there, she no longer has male parts...

  • abby

    no bulge there, she no longer has male parts...

  • alexis arquette

    I have a vagina you twats. If you call crinkled undies a bulge you havent been on your knees enough. Go out there and live! u need it.Thanx stormy !!!

  • stasiglenn

    Go girl! I loved working with u on the Robbie Williams shoot! Stay gorgeous!

    xo

    Stasi

  • V-4-Vendetta

    The guy wearing the gray "Where's Waldo" scarf (in LA, I assume) likely knows.



    Can you say hernia? "She" looks to be a'buck 80, dead weight;)

  • umabrasileira

    Ain't he/she Courtney's brother/sister IN LAW? I thought he was David's brother/sister....

  • Gianna

    And we keep getting told they're just like everyone else.. right..

  • stormy7

    Alexis is so rad. I just love her.

  • Anonymous

    Yes, but Rosie O'Donnell did not hit on Alexis.

  • Wiredeth

    ?????????????????


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