Samantha Ronson and Wilmer Valderrama leaving the Chateau Marmont hotel in Hollywood (11/2)

Do you think these two swap war stories about dating Lindsay Lohan whenever they see each other?

Wilmer: "By the time we broke up, I could easily fit a grapefruit up Lindsay. It was really something. She's a total circus freak."

Samantha: "Wow that must have been a long long time ago. A few weeks ago, I actually slept in her vagina."

ALTERNATE HEADLINE: "Pictured: One of the biggest cocks Lindsay Lohan has ever slept with and Wilmer Valderrama"

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[Pacific Coast News]

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"Pictured: One of the biggest cocks Lindsay Lohan has ever slept with and Wilmer Valderrama"

This is true

I could have fucked them both

Who's the handsome dude on the left?

They are probably discussing what a whore Lindsay was in bed, especially after snorting coke and how Michael Lohan couldn't agree more.

The Evil Sam is at it again spreading untrue stories about LiLo. Sam really can't stand it that LiLo is everything that she is not, and that LiLo spurned her. Evil Sam and her propaganda machine are constantly making up lying stories and spreading false rumors about Linds.

wow anonymous, i seriously want some of whatever type of crazy you've got. it almost sounds fun

what the fuck is up with this shitty website redirecting to other shitty websites? Would be sweet of terrorists bombed fucking beverly hills, that would also solve the majority of america's war on drugs with all the cokeheads and crackheads being wiped out.


Wilmer Valderrama is dating?!
Probably Avril Lavigne, they where caught having a dinner together.

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