AND PETRA NEMCOVA?!?

Rosie O'Donnell could have nailed Petra Nemcova

I don't know how I missed this yesterday in the story about Rosie O'Donnell almost hooking up with Angelina Jolie, but she almost hooked up with Petra Nemcova as well. Of course she did. Why wouldn't a smoking hot supermodel be attracted to a cranky old lesbian? From the San Francisco Chronicle:

Rosie O'Donnell missed the chance to date a supermodel after failing to pick up love signals from Petra Nemcova when the stunner was a guest on her chat show.

O'Donnell, who recently split from her wife Kelli Carpenter, insists she'd never date another celebrity - but she could have hooked up with the Czech beauty.

O'Donnell tells U.S. radio host Howard Stern her staff members made it clear that Nemcova, who has never confessed to being gay, was hitting on her - but the host was too focused on interviewing her to notice.

She says, "You would have to have a neon sign that said 'Rosie, I'm hitting on you' for me to get it... She did give me her phone number and we did talk on the phone a couple of times."

OK, I could believe the Angelina story -- she's crazy enough to do pretty much anything with anyone (rumor is she once fucked the 3000-year-old mummified corpse of an Egyptian pharaoh she purchased off the black market). But Petra Nemcova is pushing it. Clearly Rosie is spreading these sexy rumors to make her ex-wife Kelli jealous. Hell, I did the same thing with my last ex-girlfriend, telling everyone that I nailed the entire Swedish Bikini Team during Spring Break. In reality, it was only half, but you should have seen how mad she got. What a bitch!

NOTE: To see the uncensored pics of Petra Nemcova's boobs, click the headline pic (or thumbnails) and then click the "Full Size" button located at the top or bottom of the image.

Jayhawk

fuck you rosie, Petra is my girl!

jay

The only thing Petra has in common with Rosie can be found in the palm of my hand.

PAZUZU

That rack is so nice I don't even care if they're real or not.

joe doe

She looks so different in these pics, but still so so so hot!

Anonymous

I'm sitting here admiring this girl's beautiful rack, and then I see a mention of the antidote for an erection - that pig Rosie O'Donnell. I'll bet Rosie was attracted to the fuzzy armpits she's sportin' in these pictures.

Paul

Of course Petra would want to make the nasty with Rosie. Rosie is an alpha female. She is strong and domineering. Girly women cannot resist her forceful appeal and want her to dominate and posses them.

Nameless

Almost don't freakin' count in sex.

In those regards, the entire world could claim they 'almost' had sex with Angelina Jolie or this Petra trick.

Peter Gozinya

"My God, it's full of stars."

TH

I don't think Rosie has enough money to buy Petra. But, I am sure she could take a nice fly and buy trip to the Czek Republic and cruise some of the brothels for her own personal Supermodel. When Petra turned me down that is what I did.

Joel Rifkin

Rosie is full of shit.

Erik Colquitt

great gotham.....

this is hot...

Mixmaster Mike

The perfect rack. Rosie's a lying whore.

Average Joe

Holy. Shit.

She is hot.