Madonna's using Penelope

Penelope Cruz and Pedro Almodovar at a dinner party honoring the director in New York (10/9)

Is Madonna using Penelope Cruz to get close to famed Spanish filmmaker Pedro Almodovar? Of course she is silly. She's a monster. From the Chicago Sun Times:

There's word Madonna has put her friend Penelope Cruz in a bit of a bind. While the two have been friends for several years, Cruz is beginning to think that Madonna recently has pursued her only to get close to filmmaker Pedro Almodovar -- the Spanish director and writer who made Cruz a star.

Part of the Madonna push came at a recent New York dinner they both attended where Almodovar was honored. That led to a pitch by Madonna for a film project starring both woman, directed by Almodovar.

Given the Material Girl's history of box-office bombs, Almodovar is said to to be hesitant but has promised to read the script. ''She still is Madonna. Her name still is magic,'' said an Almodovar associate. ''Who knows? Maybe Pedro's gifts could turn things around for her!''

I've run this site for 3+ years and I have yet to read a positive story about Madonna. I've done some investigating and I'm pretty sure she's the devil. Or at least some sort of devil's apprentice waiting to take over for Satan if he dies or retires. So I guess that makes her Vice Satan. She's basically the Joe Biden of the underworld. That's probably the nicest thing anyone's ever said about her.

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PETER

MADONNA ITS A FAN FROM ALMODOVAR SINCE THE FIRST MOVIE THAT HE MADE WITH ANTONIO BANDERAS, IN 1990 SHE WAS IN SPAIN AND VISIT HIM AND THERE SHE MEET TO ANTONIO.

ALMODOVAR AND MADONNA ARE FRIENDS, PENELOPE AND MADONNA ARE FRIENDS, AND YEAH....

SHE IS THE DEVIL, A SEXY ONE!!!!

I LOVE HER!

joetohell.com

um jackasses, M has known Almodovar for over twenty years.

did you not see truth or dare? he threw a dinner for her....that was 1990

Katt

She is awesome. Even kinda scary-awesome. Definitely almost otherworldly. Don't know if that makes her the devil-in-waiting, but she has some kind of super-human powers that I wish I had.

Whippet

Come on 'Slam, that is a little unfair. You know she is awesome. I actually mean that.

pak

of course she is the devil. she is like 120 and still alive

Paul

Madonna did a supurb job of playing Evita Peron, in the film, Evita. In a fair world she would have gotten an Oscar, for her role. Otherwise, as an actress, she sucks.

Madge

thank you paul, i totally agree with you.

celeb hater

i hope you two morons are joking. she is the worst actress ever