Paris might tour

Paris Hilton at a salon in Beverly Hills (10/29)

Can you image Paris Hilton with a bunch of horny groupies following her around the country? It may happen. Yikes. Talk about adding fuel to the fire. She may literally have sex with a million guys. From the New York Daily News:

Paris Hilton, the world tour? The heiress, who is currently in the studio recording her second album, recently talked about how things are going to OK! magazine

If all goes as she says, that performance could lead to Hilton's first ever tour. The socialite-turned-reality TV star has already released one album, "Paris," on her own label Heiress Records, and perhaps surprisingly the critical reception wasn't all bad. Her album even reached the sixth position on the Billboard 200 list.

Wait a minute, Paris' last album reached number six on the charts? What . . . who . . . where . . . why? Am I trapped in The Twilight Zone? Here's a little tip for people actually wanting to listen to a self-absorbed, no-talent, annoying chick wail for hours: don't buy Paris' new CD -- just watch a Tyra Banks Show marathon. And for those planning on actually attending Paris Hilton's concert, I'd imagine it'll be a lot like having surgery: you'll need plenty of antibiotics, and when it's over you'll be scarred for life.

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Katt

The first commenter is actually Paris. Obviously. Because NO ONE likes that bitch.

10/30/09 8:26PM is totally del

8:26PM needs to get a life. Wonky McValtrex (aks Paris hilton) one of the 10 most desirable women in the world? Top 10 maybe, but only if you're compiling a list of "the world's 10 biggest herpes spreaders". Wonky is a leg spread, self absorbed, delusional, arrogant, entitled, slutty attention whore who cares only about 1 person in the whole world; herself.

Anyone who claims to be a "fan" of hers needs to get a brain transplant; this slutty whore wouldn't give anyone the time of day if they asked. Grow up people; idolize people who are worthy of it. Wonky McValtrex is definitely not.

Anonymous

I bet no one pays you $100,000 just for attending a party. Get real, Paris is loved and adored all over the world for her sweet personality.

Gdrive

Describe her personality and how does she better you and the rest of the world? I'm sure I am not going to get paid a cent to show up at some club.. tell us why she gets that amount and what does she do for the people who are at the club? Think she would hang out with you? Maybe lend you her Bentley. Why not cause she's the best chic in the world right? Does she dust off a picture of you every day or is it all the pictures and paintings in her house are all of herself? Tell us what she does that you are all gaga sheep about?

Anon

Now we all know Paul also posts under Anonymous as well. Your PR b.s. still needs work, Douchebag.

Anonymous

She is so awesome. Talented beautiful, super smart, and our ambassadour of nice. Just looking at her lovely vistage can give goose bumps. Ms. Paris, one of the ten most desirable women in the world. Thanks, Celebslam.

Just Saying

Please take your medication, dood.