Paris Hilton out and about in Hollywood (11/2)

Paris, when Chelsea Handler calls you a "cock-ravenous slut" and a "bottomless cum dumpster" on her show, she's actually making fun of you. From the New York Post:
Chelsea Handler doesn't have much sympathy for the celebs she lampoons on her E! talkshow. "I think the people I talk about are generally so stupid [that] they don't even know I'm saying bad things about them," the "Chelsea Lately" host tells Philadelphia Style magazine. "I've run into Paris Hilton and she's like, 'Oh, I love your show.' And I'm like, 'You can't love my show if you can hear.' "
Chelsea's right about Paris being "stupid" . . . especially if she actually watches her show. I'd rather sit through a root canal without anesthesia than an entire episode of that piece of crap. The only things less funny than Chelsea Lately are Holocaust victims, herpes, Holocaust victims with herpes, and anything starring Jimmy Fallon. Chelsea should actually be honored that someone famous knows who she is . . . because in five years, no one else will.

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  • JN

    Why is Chelsea still even talking about Paris? Hilton's irrelevant and Handler's lazy and out of touch with what's current.

  • Johnny Eumarr

    Hmm, that's also how I feel about Chelsea. You're not setting the bar very high when you take on someone like Paris.

  • Mickael

    Paris Hilton is boring me.

    Je m'en fous, je suis français.

    Mais pourquoi passer son temps a voir ses photos en Ups skirt ou avec ses petits amis quand tout le monde s'accorde a dire que c'est une fille a papa et qui n'a que le fric a papa a griller.

    What a shame.

    Pauvre monde


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