Paris finally made her mom proud

Paris Hilton out and about in Beverly Hills (11/19)

Paris Hilton's mom Kathy finally has something to be proud of -- her daughter's lack of implants. Oh yeah, and she hasn't gotten her stomach pumped in, like, 6 months. What a freaking princess. From Fox News:

It seems breast implants have pretty much become synonymous with Hollywood, and despite being the ultimate “it” girl that’s one place Paris Hilton hasn’t ventured into - although her mom Kathy Hilton said her daughter almost gave into the Tinseltown temptation.

“At one point she was like ‘I wanna do this and that, I’m so flat!’ but then all of a sudden she was like ‘I love it. I don’t care. I love it’,” Kathy told Tarts at the launch of Paris’s new all-in-one hair tool the Celebrity Styler and the Ultimate Brush at the Thompson Hotel in Beverly Hills on Tuesday night. “I’m proud of that; I think that’s really nice.”

But according to Ms. Hilton, the thought never really crossed her mind.

“I’m way too scared, I hate needles and I hate blood. I’m a really big fan of the show ‘Nip/Tuck’ so I see how it happens,” she said. “I’m just too scared. I’m happy with the way I am.”

Weird, a TV show also helped my girlfriend decide whether to get implants. Luckily that show happened to be Girls Next Door. Hooray for big fake boobs! Woo hoo!

NOTE: If Paris really was "happy with the way" she looked, she wouldn't apply so much make-up all the time . . . or ABREVA. Bitch has more ABREVA in her medicine cabinet than a Rite Aid.

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karl anglin

Hope Paris thinks of her

long term financial future!

The Judge

Ummm....

Fake Hair, Fake Nose, Fake eye-color, etc.

amber

This is too funny. She just got the implants. Take a look at this link and you tell me.

sh is so fake especially so now.

http://www.hollyscoop.com/pari...

LolleyGagger

She isn't a star yet & will most likely never be one so she doesn't need the implants. Much as she tries to run with the celeb crowd she ain't getting in. If she WAS happy with what she got she wouldn't be pictured with puffed out tits like she had a boob job. Most likely she can't get work done cause she has fukn herpes and you can't get plastic surgery it causes complications with healing. She might be able to talk Michael Jackson's former doctor to do it. She needs brain surgery or acting lessons before she needs tits.

Shit Kim K didn't get away with implants they look like soccer balls stuff in a gym bag, she looks ridiculous as do most women who go too big.

A womans nipples are enough fuk the meatbags around them.

Nameless

Some girls like Kim K can do it and get away with it; leaving people guessing.

With Paris' body she would look like a floor lamp with two bulbs with implants.

PAZUZU

Grim Lardassian is a hippo assed pig. Of course she has large breasts what with such a high body fat percentage.

PAZUZU

For once I agree with a decision of Paris'. I'd way rather see small ones with nice tips than pumped up tupperware. It's funny that girls with fake tits make fun of guys with fake hair, they are really made for each other.

Bill Clinton

I thought you were going with "her mother is so happy that Paris never release a sex tape with a black guy".

Anonymous

There is a lot that Mrs. Hilton and the country can be proud about Ms. Paris. She is an American Beauty, very talented, intellegent, good taste and a classy lady. She has a great business sense and is our Ambassadour of Nice.

We all love you Paris.