Pamela Anderson launching her new perfume "Malibu" at the W Fort Lauderdale (11/5)
Things I would rather spray myself with than Pam Anderson's new perfume:
[WENN]
Things I would rather spray myself with than Pam Anderson's new perfume:
- Bees
- Swine flu
- Bees that have swine flu
Nothing says "Malibu" like Ft. Lauderdale.
Black dude isn't impressed with her fragrance, her style, or her tits.
"God damn! This bitch smells like Syphilis!"
"Excuse me, ma'am. Would you like to smell like a skank?"
Oh. That was just ME pretending I was a girl behind the counter of Macy's or JC Penny's or The Bay (Canada) and asking random women if they'd like an STD in a bottole.
She has coke face
we can all smell like we need a liver transplant?
do those comments make you feel better about yourself?
No eyebrows, ugly misshapen boobs, balding and just plain fugly.