Now we can all smell like Pam!

Pamela Anderson launching her new perfume "Malibu" at the W Fort Lauderdale (11/5)

Things I would rather spray myself with than Pam Anderson's new perfume:

Bees
Swine flu
Bees that have swine flu

NOTE: I don't know who that dude in the back is with the "oh hell no" look on his face, but I would like to be his friend.

[WENN]

jay

No eyebrows, ugly misshapen boobs, balding and just plain fugly.

Anonymous

do those comments make you feel better about yourself?

servo1234567

we can all smell like we need a liver transplant?

jeezlouise

She has coke face

Caden Canyon

"Excuse me, ma'am. Would you like to smell like a skank?"

Oh. That was just ME pretending I was a girl behind the counter of Macy's or JC Penny's or The Bay (Canada) and asking random women if they'd like an STD in a bottole.

Josh Douchemel

"God damn! This bitch smells like Syphilis!"

V-4-Vendetta

Black dude isn't impressed with her fragrance, her style, or her tits.

Johnny Eumarr

Nothing says "Malibu" like Ft. Lauderdale.