Pamela Anderson launching her new perfume "Malibu" at the W Fort Lauderdale (11/5)

Things I would rather spray myself with than Pam Anderson's new perfume:

  • Bees
  • Swine flu
  • Bees that have swine flu
NOTE: I don't know who that dude in the back is with the "oh hell no" look on his face, but I would like to be his friend.

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  • jay

    No eyebrows, ugly misshapen boobs, balding and just plain fugly.

  • Anonymous

    do those comments make you feel better about yourself?

  • servo1234567

    we can all smell like we need a liver transplant?

  • jeezlouise

    She has coke face

  • Caden Canyon

    "Excuse me, ma'am. Would you like to smell like a skank?"



    Oh. That was just ME pretending I was a girl behind the counter of Macy's or JC Penny's or The Bay (Canada) and asking random women if they'd like an STD in a bottole.

  • Josh Douchemel

    "God damn! This bitch smells like Syphilis!"

  • V-4-Vendetta

    Black dude isn't impressed with her fragrance, her style, or her tits.

  • Johnny Eumarr

    Nothing says "Malibu" like Ft. Lauderdale.


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