Pamela Anderson leaving Malibu Beach (11/20)

You think it was awkward when your parents sat you down when you were a kid and had "the talk" about sex. Yeah, well I'm sure your mom never had to explain her sex tape to you. Ouch. From the New York Daily News:

[Pamela Anderson] bares all in a candid interview that will be aired tomorrow on British television - including how she had to tell her two young sons about the raunchy home video she made with ex-husband Tommy Lee.

Anderson's coming clean to sons Brandon, 12, and Dylan, 11, about the tape was sparked by, of all things, her cameo in the 2006 comedy "Borat," reports The Daily Mail.

"I knew kids were going to watch the film and there was a reference to the tape in the movie and they're that age and, you know, people are going start saying things," Anderson tells British talk-show host Jeremy Kyle.

"I just said, 'Look, Mummy and Daddy were massively in love, we videotaped everything, everything was videotaped, and you're probably going hear about something at school.'"

Sorry Pam, but finding out about your sex tape isn't what clued in your kids to your sordid past -- your giant fake tits and daily dose of hep C meds took care of that a long time ago. Pam should actually consider herself lucky if it's taken her kids this long to figure out that she used to be a dirty slut . . . especially since most kids figure that out by themselves if they've grown up in a house where each week they call a new guy "daddy."

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