I'm Miley F*cking Cyrus!

Miley Cyrus on the set of Sex and the City 2 in New York (10/17)

Fame is finally going to Miley Cyrus' head. She threw a mini-fit over the weekend when she wasn't recognized at a restaurant in New York. In other Miley news, she can now do a spot-on Howler Monkey impression. From the New York Post:

When Cyrus and a friend came into the Pop Burger on East 58th Street and ordered, the counter manager asked for her name to mark the order. She snapped back, "Are you serious? You don't recognize me? I'm Miley Cyrus." The counterman still had no clue who she was, ran her credit card with her name on it and shrugged, "That's nice for you. Here is your order. Have a good day."

Uh oh. This incident obviously marks the end of Miley's career. If a guy working the cash register at a fast food restaurant doesn't know who she is, she might as well retire. Of course the real reason why he doesn't know who a teen sensation like Miley is should be pretty obvious: ~~he doesn't speak English~~ ~~he's not an 11-year-old girl~~ he's not a Polish film director.

[Flynet]

john

she just needs a big dick up her ass . that would calm her down some .

Gdrive

If her mouth some how fell on my nobber, I don't think I could muster up the energy to kick her off.

Taz

She looks like Mr Ed waiting for his nosebag..

Neighhh!!

Me

Ummm, what do she expect. Its New Yawk.... we dont give a rats ass who ANYONE is....

dave

I can't wait until I can finally jerk off thinking about her and not be committing a crime.

Anon

Why feel bad about it? Her dad does it all the time and just tells Miley to shut up and get the towel.

jay

perfect! lol

jay

She isn't even pretty in the face and her body is simply average, at best. I'd rather jerk off to porn then mount her.

Johnny Eumarr

Team Counterman!

dxmanners

Skank. Minor talent. Skank. Stuck up Skank. Represents everything wrong with America. Skank.

Nameless

The dude at Pop Burger is The Man. He actually lives in a world where Miley Cyrus doesn't exist. SWEET!

PAZUZU

Smiley Virus. Mega gummed prostitween pole dancing skank with a retard's accent.

www.skulduggerypleasant.org

She's a twit. Just an untalented worthless backwoods hillbilly manly bitch.