Oh no she di'int!

Martha Stewart at the Fontainebleau Hotel in Miami (11/2008)

Martha Stewart isn't exactly a fan of Rachael Ray. On Nightline last night, Stewart blasted the Food Network star, calling her a stupid fat whore. OK, not really. But she was a bitch. Via Us Weekly:

"Well, to me, she professed that she could -- cannot bake," Stewart says of Ray in the interview, [which aired Thursday]. "She -- just did a new cookbook which is just a re-edit of a lot of her old recipes. She -- and that's not good enough for me."

When it comes to writing a book, Stewart says she want to publish something that "is a unique and lasting thing. Something that will really fulfill a need in someone's library." Ray, she says, "is different."

Stewart says Ray is "more of an entertainer ... with her bubbly personality, than she is a teacher, like me. That's not what she's professing to be."

If Martha Stewart really wants to write a book that will draw on her life experiences, she should come out with a cookbook titled: "100 Dishes You Can Bake in Your Toilet -- A Prisoner's Guide to Healthy Living." She already has a built-in 'captive' audience that would almost certainly propel her book to the top of the bestseller list. Of course if Rachael Ray wants to write a book that I'd buy, it'll have to be a picture book titled: "Rachael Ray's Guide to Swallowing an Entire Kielbasa Sausage." Seriously, have you seen that chick's mouth? If it was any bigger, you could throw a ball in it to win a prize.

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chris

watch out Rachel, Martha gonna cut a bitch! she'll probably use a razor blade in a corncob for a thanksgiving theme

mary

I was so disappointed in the way she handled the question...

V-4-Vendetta

Rachel Ray has never claimed to be a classically trained chef. She was the cute girl who did "meals for a steal". Her personalty got her the gig. All of her subsequent shows were based on her personality and comfort foods...

Martha is a ruthless old spinster. Why would you want to learn to cook from that vicious old hag? She should hook up with that asshole chef Ramsey. They are both like comic book villains.

Geechee

At least Rachel Ray hasn't had to resort to selling her line of "professional cookware" at K-Mart, eh Martha?

jaxlady

I think Martha has become a hateful old biddy. Back in the early glory days of her appearances on the morning shows and her earlier show days, she came over as kind and gracious. Those are certainly not qualitites she is displaying these days. Rachel Ray is LOTS younger, and more popular. She doesn't present herself with any airs like Martha does. Martha has nothing left to teach the rest of us poor slobs but she is sure willing to take our money for her numerous books and merchandising. Thanks I think I will keep my money or spend it on a fun book like Meals in 30 minutes. Something that will actually help me in MY life.

www.skulduggerypleasant.org

Yeah that's just what we want to see-- Marthat's feet.

JD

Martha is just a hateful, bitter, old woman. She needs to go away.

No One You Know

Martha just called a spade a spade, that's all.