Mariah Carey arriving to her hotel in London (11/11)

With Britney Spears and Lindsay Lohan's antics usually dominating the headlines, I think we sometimes forget how batshit crazy Mariah Carey. Thankfully, the Daily Mail is here to remind us:

As one of the world's biggest stars, Mariah Carey doesn't know the meaning of the word No. But it appears Britain's health and safety officials are about to teach her. They have flatly turned down her demands to be surrounded by 20 white kittens and 100 white doves as she turns on a shopping centre's Christmas lights.

The American singer had issued a string of extravagant requirements in return for her appearance at the Westfield complex in West London. The list - known in showbusiness circles as a 'rider' - included being driven by Rolls Royce along a pink carpet right to the pink podium where she is to wave a wand to turn on the lights.

A source revealed the model of car had to be changed six times before she was finally happy. Miss Carey, 39, wants confetti shaped like butterflies, her favourite insect, to shower over her at the end. She has also requested an entourage of 15 along with about 80 security guards.

You know what would be cool? If -- instead of Mariah being granted all these crazy requests -- someone just knocked her crazy ass out. "I'm sorry that we weren't able to get 100 white doves for your appearance Mariah. But the good news is that we were able to get Manny Pacquiao to punch you in the fucking jaw."

[WENN]