Madonna leaving the Kabbalah Centre in London (10/24)

I don't care what anyone says, being 15-years-older than your future mother-in-law is perfectly normal. From RadarOnline:
That was exactly what Madonna, 51, faced when she stepped off her private jet in Rio de Janeiro November 9 after flying there to meet Cristiane Regina da Silva, 36, mom of the singer's model boyfriend Jesus Luz.

Christina was only 13 when she had Jesus.

The Material Mom would have been understandably on edge about meeting Jesus’ mother and his father Luis Heitor Pinto da Luz as rumors swirl that the pair could soon be getting engaged.

A family insider told a London newspaper, “Madonna really does love and need Jesus and she does not hold all the power in the relationship. He wants to marry and be taken seriously.”
Jesus' mother had him when she was only 13? Damn, that means she probably became pregnant at 12. If that's the case, it can only mean one thing: his dad might be R. Kelly! Fucking awesome! It's obvious now why Madonna's so attracted to Jesus -- he comes from the only family that's more dysfunctional than hers.

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Madonna is not a MILF

R. Kelly doesn't impregnate. He only pisses on.

Why is she going to get married again when she'll be tired of him in a few weeks and on to someone else?

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