Lindsay almost got shot

Lindsay Lohan leaving the Staples Center in L.A. (10/27)

Lindsay Lohan almost got shot over the weekend in Morocco. Well not really but she did get the shit scared out of her. From her Twitter:

Umm-OMFG! I was walking ahead of Patrick with the security guard&some guy was following me, then pulled up in his car&pointed a GUN at me! I
9:02 AM Nov 1st from UberTwitter

Was on the phone w/my mum&i screamed and ducked&the guy started laughing&pushed the trigger&it was a fake gun..I was crying..he scared me :(
9:03 AM Nov 1st from UberTwitter

Interestingly, Lindsay had the exact same reaction the last time she was accidentally served non-alcoholic beer. True story.

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Squiishy

That was a fu*@ up thing to do, what a jackass

Anon

Change the word "gun" in Lindsay's tweet to penis then it all makes sense.

Anonymous

She made this up for yet MORE attention. Very, very sad.

V-4-Vendetta

This girl is a walking train wreck. She is the new Anna Nicole.

Whippet

Loonies only shoot people who are famous. Or have a secret crush on.

So, she has nothing to worry about. Ever.

Anonymous

Poor Linds. Whoever would do that to her should be severely punished. She is very sensative.