Lindsay's diaries were stolen

Lindsay Lohan in St. Bart's last year

Remember when the "Hollywood Hills Burglary Bunch" robbed Lindsay Lohan of some "personal items" back in August? Turns out those personal items were her diaries. From the Chicago Sun Times:

Although Lindsay lost more than $120,000 in cash, jewelry and electronics -- allegedly swiped by the recently charged ''Hollywood Hills Burglar Bunch,'' led by Nick Prugo -- the actress is said to be far more upset about the theft of her diaries, including many entries penned while she was in rehab.

Reading through the diary Lindsay was keeping in rehab is probably not a very good idea -- it's like opening Pandora's box . . . if Pandora's box were filled with stories of coke binges, one-night-stands, and bed sheets soaked with spray tan. Besides, if these thieves really wanted to steal something from Lindsay that was important to her, they should have taken something she uses every day: like her ~~ATM card~~ ~~SAG card~~ AARP card.

UPDATE: Kind reader Donna just informed me that that's actually not Lindsay Lohan in the picture. Apparently it's Donatella Versace. My mistake.

UPDATE 2: Kind reader Bill just informed me that actually is Lindsay. Hah! You suck Donna!

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Marty McFly

That is Lindsay Lohan. You see, I got in my DeLorean and set it for one year in the future, and then I got it up to 88 mph, and when I arrived I actually ran into Lindsay at the beach. That white stuff all around her mouth is cocaine residue. I immediately came back to 2009 because I was afraid that I would see that she died of an overdose that day.

kateri

Actually that's sad. It looks like her kidneys and liver are failing.

norbert

"Lindsay Lohan in St. Bart's last year"

You should win an award for that one.

Rosie O'Donnell

I fucked that!

netstarman

Well from what I see theres really no difference between Lindsey and Donnatella pictures, even the FBI couldn't figure out whos who between those pics. Tha and a picture of a overfilled cat-litter boxnext to Lindsey there is no difference in pictures.

Anonymous

Leave Linds alone. She is a sweet young beauty, with lots of talent and a cheerful personality. Why do you want to pick on her, jealousy?

Slone

lol bravo, well done here

PAZUZU

AAAAHHHH! Shoot it in the head! You have to destroy the brain! The zombie apocolypse is upon us!!!

gmrjr59

This is Donnatella. She doesn't not look remotely young enough for Lindsay especially last year's Lindsay when she still had some meat on her.

Neorules2112

In pic 6 you can see cameltoe .. Yummy

norbert

You actually looked at more than the first pic?

Anonymous

It's Donnatella, and she is one hot MILF. Legend has it that she is smokin in bed. Lilo is younger and softer. Donnetella is a hard body.

Litsa

LOL. I threw up in my mouth some. Thanks.

Peter Gozinya

That picture with the words "Lindsay Lohan in St. Barts last year" made me cry laughing! Bravo!!!