Lindsay ditched her tab

Lindsay Lohan leaving Bardot nightclub in West Hollywood (11/11)

What's a person to do when they want to guzzle a bottle of pricey champagne but just can't afford it? Order it anyways! And then try to get someone who actually has a job to pay for it. It's a brilliant plan. Except for when it doesn't work. From Fox News' Pop Tarts:

It sounds as though Lindsay Lohan is seriously running low on her cash supply. The troubled Tinseltowner was spotted all-smiles at Hollywood hotspot Crown Bar last Thursday but suddenly left in tears -- apparently before paying her bills.

Pop Tarts has been told that toward the end of the evening, Lohan ordered a bottle of champagne but when approached her for the bill she wasn't prepared to pay up.

“Lindsay pointed over at Kellan Lutz and told the waitress just to charge his card,” an insider said.

Lohan left soon after and apparently the situation wasn't really resolved. Naughty naughty.

I don't see what the big deal is. If Lindsay's guilty of anything in this situation, it's of using poor judgment. Oh yeah, and larceny. Which I'm pretty sure is a probation violation for us ordinary folk. Did you know that in L.A. if you show a judge a People magazine cover with your picture on it, it works like a "get out of jail free" card? It's true. They passed the law a few years ago. Why do you think Erik Estrada didn't get in trouble a few years ago for murdering all those hookers? People magazine, "10 Sexiest Bachelors in the World" issue, November 1979, baby.

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skulduggerypleasant.org

CS, why don't you guys update over the weekends????? TMZ does (albeit less) and so does Fatass' site (Perez Hilton).

skulduggerypleasant.org

$100.00 (Monopoly money) bet she's dead by 2012, even if the rest of the world still lives. lol

Anonymous

Attention Newspaper Editors! If you haven't already, please prepare her obituary, citing an overdose of (fill in the blank) as the cause of her premature death. At the rate she's going, you'll be using it very soon.

Anonymous

Its all lies and anti-LiLo propganda put out by the Evil Sam and her PR flacks. She is insanely jealous of Linds, because of Lind's beauty, great intellegence and talent. Linds is sweet, honest and would never skip out on a bar tab.

Nate

Guys make sure you check with Gossipcop.com before you post such stupid bullshit.

Anonymous

Skipping out on a restaurant tab is the least of Lindsay Lohan's troubles.

I doubt if she's broke though...dumbass companies in Vegas and Paris keep tossing her money just for her to show up to their events in between taking breaks from doing blow in bathrooms.