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Kirstie Alley's getting a reality show

Former celebrity Kirstie Alley is getting her own reality show. Tentative title: The Biggest Loser, Only The Exact Opposite. I wonder if it's gonna air on the Food Network? From Variety:

Cabler has picked up 10 half-hour episodes of the untitled series, which is set to run sometime next year. The program will follow Alley as she struggles with weight loss while handling life as a single mom to two teenagers in Hollywood. FremantleMedia North America is producing.

"Kirstie is exactly the kind of star A&E is drawn to," said A&E nonfiction/alternative programming senior VP Robert Sharenow. "Her personal life has been playing out in the media for years, but this will be the first time she'll be opening up her home to reveal her real life for the cameras."

Upon hearing the news, McDonalds, Burger King, Baskin Robbins, Pizza Hut, KFC, Dairy Queen, Wendy's, In-N-Out, and Taco Bell all issued a joint statement saying they can't wait for all the free publicity.

[Flynet]

Anonymous

I love that she is carrying a Fendi bag and wearing shoes that look as though they came from goodwill. And please, for the love of GOD put on a bra!!!

Rosie O'Donnell

Here's a little known fact... I once ran into Kirstie at a Boston Market. We both ordered the Family Meal, even though we were both alone. True story.

PS - I could have banged her.

NLSN TLVSN (tinypic.com/nlsntl

Lemme guess-- the biggest LOSER!!!!!!!!

How's that Scientology workin' out for ya, Kirst???

JT

I'd do her, but only because she has a big ass. I like a big ass.

Average Joe

It's funny because she's fat

Anon

Why give her a TV show? Is she that much of a fat b!tch that producers think we'll be entertain?

I think not.

Whippet

You know how we often look back at previous decades in horror, disgust and a sense of shock what went down to define that decade?

That is how we will feel one day looking back at "reality shows" of the early 21st century. If we haven't become totally retarded by then.