Kim Kardashian in a bikini

Kim Kardashian took to her twitter over the weekend to announce (with photographic evidence above) that she has finally reached her goal ("I finally feel I've reached my goal!"). I don't know what exactly her goal is but I think it has something to do with becoming an even bigger attention whore than Paris Hilton. Success!

Later today: Kim dons a skimpy bikini and posts a picture of herself bending over to show everyone "how great" her yoga lessons have been going.

Tomorrow: Kim dons a skimpy bikini and posts a picture of herself bending over to remind everyone to "always stretch" before they work out.

Thursday: Kim dons a skimpy bikini and posts a picture of herself bending over to wish everyone a Happy Thanksgiving.

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  • Nudgie

    And no one is mentioning her new NOSE! At least 5 lbs. lighter than the old one!!!!

  • v4vendetta14

    That is a fish-eye camera. She need to stand next to Khloe to look petite.

  • Gdrive

    shop job on the fatty

  • The Judge

    This picture has been photo-shopped. I am actually kinda bummed that you didn't mention it in the article...

    Asleep at the wheel ?

  • Nick

    Gotta leave something for you guys every now and then ;)

    Nick

    Editor

    Celebslam.com

  • Anonymous

    All bow down and worship at the feet of the new and improved KIm (it ain't easy improving on a perfect 10). She is one of the 17 sexiest women of all time.

  • Gdrive

    I bow to no one unlike the sheep yourself

  • Nameless

    Exactly how does a candid shot come out looking photoshopped to hell? Plus, she sucking her stomach in so much she looks like she about to pass out. LOL

    If she really looks like that this, good for her. You know her ass and cellulite is still back there; that's why she not sideways but now she got abs.

  • nadia

    where are her hips? she had a nice figure before it was curvy and slim at the same time... she is lucky to have that.. good for her for wanting to be healthy, but dont lose too much kimmy!!

  • James

    I prefer her with more beat on her bones. And less orange.

  • fried ricer

    Really!?!

    That head looks like an alien

  • Gianna

    Ok, whose body is her head photo shopped on?

  • PAZUZU

    I concur. Dear Grim LardAssian, you are a fat girl. Embrace your blubber, start a line of stretchy pants, cookies, arch supports or jumbo toilet seats. Stop trying to be one of the attractive girls. It's sad really.


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