Kevin Federline noticeably less fat

Kevin Federline and Victoria Prince leaving the Ed Hardy store in Sydney, Australia (11/27)

"Sorry Jayden and Sean, daddy lost so much weight that he got fired from his job as Mall Santa. There will be no Christmas this year."

ALTERNATE HEADLINE: Kevin Federline no longer banned from elevators

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Anonymous

Ed Hardy.... making it easier to spot loosers from a distance

Lila

Wow, he definitely lost weight, i'm jealous.

Anonymous

Hey, he did bang Britney Spears, at least twice, got to give him credit for that.

Mike Nike

I'm glad the fat ass, short wearing midget, decided to stop throwing pizza's down his fat yapper. Just for the sake of the ridicule his kids were dealing with 24/7. You know, about how his dad is a FattyMcButterPants FatAss.

v4vendetta14

That fat bag of shit hit the loser-lottery. How big a mess did Britney have to be to lose those kids to him.

He is like every other jerry springer baby-daddy, only he hit the jackpot.

Makes me want an unstable, rich famous chick too. Get married, knock her up, and get her hooked on crazy pills all in one weekend.

Anon

Wow...a lot of the vinegar leaked out of this douchebag.

Gianna

Maybe it's his stunt butt.