Katie Holmes jogging in Boston (10/4)

It was revealed yesterday that Katie Holmes is the worst kind of person alive: a movie talker. Boooo!!! Hissss!!! You suck Katie!!! From Fox News:
Eyewitnesses tell Fox411 that Katie and a group of her girlfriends stopped by a movie theater near her Manhattan apartment Saturday to catch the latest installment of the “Twilight” series “New Moon” where they proceeded to ruin the film for moviegoers.

“Katie came into the movie theater with two of her girlfriends in a great mood,” sources tell Fox411. “They bought tickets in advance to see ‘New Moon’ like all the rest of the Twihards. They checked out the snacks and then they took their seats and kept talking.”

All that would have seemed rather normal, except for the fact that they kept on gabbing throughout the entire film!

“Katie talked through all of ‘New Moon.’ It was unbelievable - they talked nonstop about the movie and everything else. Some people wanted to tell them to be quiet, but when they realized who it was, they stayed silent. No one wanted to shush Katie.”
Those poor moviegoers never had a chance. The only way to shut Katie Holmes up is to have her stand next to Tom Cruise. Besides, anyone watching that movie probably didn't go to hear the dialogue -- they went to watch a bunch of sexually-confused Abercrombie & Fitch male models mope around for 90 minutes without their shirts on . . . which coincidentally is exactly what Katie would have seen if she hadn't left the house.

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  • V-4-Vendetta

    That is the best thing about the giant tubs of soda and popcorn. By the time you throw both of them, they are in such shock, you have time to get away...

  • Anonymous

    i love the shots of tom 1/2 a foot off the ground mid stride. lol.

  • jay

    I think he's posing to make himself look taller lol.

  • June

    I would have no problem telling her "Shut the Fuck Up Bitch"!

  • Anon

    x2...nobody in a crowded theatre could turn around and tell her to STFU?



    For being scared to speak their mind, they all deserved hearing Katie Holmes talk loudly about scientology and how badly it sucks being married to Cruise throughout the movie.

  • dxmanners

    There's nothing appealing about her. SHUT UP!


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