Breaking news about Kate Hudson and A-Rod

Kate Hudson and Alexander Rodriguez (not pictured) leaving Houston's restaurant in Coral Gables, FL (10/12)

They really really like sex. Shock! No, really, Us Weekly actually wrote a story about that:

Apparently, New York Yankee Alex Rodriguez is a homerun in the bedroom. That's what girlfriend Kate Hudson has been telling close pals, according to the new Us Weekly (on newsstands now).

"They love sex!" a pal tells Us Weekly of the pair who began dating in May. "They talk about it all day. Kate gets graphic talking about his body, even to her parents."

How is it possible these two enjoy having sex with each other? Banging Kate Hudson is a lot like listening to a high school orchestra: both are flat and would be better off just keeping quiet. And sleeping with A-Rod can't be fun either . . . especially when he's just staring at himself in the ceiling mirror. Regardless, Kate must have something incredible between her legs since she keeps driving men crazy -- I'm guessing it's either a TV remote or bacon. Mmmmm . . . bacon.

[Mavrixonline]

Anonymous

Kate is a home wrecking slut. We all know it. She's a sexual all access Disneyland.

No talent, but hit the genetic jackpot by having a famous mother. Otherwise, she fucking sucks.

jay

The only thing incredible between her legs is A-Rod himself.

cream it

kate hudson seems she hasnt been bang proberly by any guy...shes a completely backward flip from the chick arods use to banging, atheletic busty & very flexible good looking chick who can make a man cry...arod will be very bored soon with hudsons arse very soon.

George

And I always thought SLUTS had sex fot the money and not because they liked it. Oh well I'll have to start rethinking that one eh!

Anon

What a dumb bitch! Sex is the easiest part in a budding relationship. It's also the first to get old.

If that's all she's got to brag about, these two won't last past winter.

master yoda

My guess would be 'anal queen' which is say.. i love her, i love her, i love her.

Paul

The big question is, have either, or both of them made the nasty with Rosie O'Donnall?

Average Joe

Rosie O'Donnell said she could have banged both five years ago, but she didn't pick up on the signals.

Paul

They are both in love with themselves.

Erik Colquitt

please...A-rod is enjoying EVERY second of banging Ms Hudson.

have you seen her Bikini Pics.

shes got a Million Dollar ass just like her mom had in her glory days, and the tiny tits are kind of a turn on.

LeXI

yea I've seen the bikini pics. she has the body of a 12 year old boy.