Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel in Vancouver (10/21)
Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel aren't exactly broken up, as a report in September claimed. But they also aren't exactly dating either. Turns out Justin likes having sex with Jessica, but would also like to nail other chicks, too. Obviously. An insider told Fox News:
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Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel aren't exactly broken up, as a report in September claimed. But they also aren't exactly dating either. Turns out Justin likes having sex with Jessica, but would also like to nail other chicks, too. Obviously. An insider told Fox News:
"Justin was very clear with Jessica that he didn't want to be in a serious relationship with her anymore where he wasn't able to date other people. Jessica took the news very hard, but once she calmed down and they started talking again, he convinced her to stay friends who hook up, without all the pressure of a relationship."Does it get any better than having Jessica Biel as your booty call? Justin must have done something extraordinarily brave in another life to deserve the one he has now -- like march against racial injustice during the 60's, protest against apartheid in South Africa, or bang Kathy Griffin with the lights on. There is one slight flaw in Justin's plan to start sleeping with random chicks instead of his girlfriend: none will have a body like this.
How did Timberlake succeed in persuading one of Hollywood's most beautiful women to agree to every man's (okay, almost every man's) dream scenario?
"At first she was very reluctant, but she missed him a lot and so she decided to give it a try even though it wasn't exactly how she wanted things to be," the source explains. "She's still in love with him, and they are still attracted to each other, so it would have been difficult for them to quit each other cold turkey."
The source says the new setup is a "win-win" for Timberlake.
"Justin gets the best of both worlds," says the source. "He doesn't have to lose Jess as a lover or a friend, but he's free to explore other [relationships]."
She's an idiot if she agreed to that arrangement. What about STDs? She can do way better than ex-boy-band dancer.
Can't hate. JB would make an awesome friend with benefits and you wouldn't have to deal with her "I'm to pretty for [insert her complaint of the week]" on a daily basis.
If she's agreeing to this, then she's even more insecure than we all thought. I bet she goes ATM if he promises to call her in the next day. He always promises but never calls.
Million dollar body and 10 cent brain.