Johnny Depp is the Sexiest Man Alive
For the second time in six years (he also won in 2003), Johnny Depp has been named the "Sexiest Man Alive" by People magazine. Right here is the part of the story where I normally make myself seem way more important than I actually am by puffing out my chest and cracking a joke about my 6-pack and how People really should have picked me, but I'm not going to do that this time. Nope, not when there's still a half-naked supermodel in my bed needing breakfast. Olga or Oksana something, I think. Wait no, that was last week.
For the second time in six years (he also won in 2003), Johnny Depp has been named the "Sexiest Man Alive" by People magazine. Right here is the part of the story where I normally make myself seem way more important than I actually am by puffing out my chest and cracking a joke about my 6-pack and how People really should have picked me, but I'm not going to do that this time. Nope, not when there's still a half-naked supermodel in my bed needing breakfast. Olga or Oksana something, I think. Wait no, that was last week.
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