Jessica likes smart guys

Jessica Simpson arriving to LAX airport (10/27)

You know the old saying about opposites attracting? Oh hey, guess who Jessica Simpson is attracted to? HINT: guys who aren't retarded. She told Extra:

"I like a confidant man . . . I definitely love a spiritual man -- somebody that is going to always inspire me. I don't want to get bored. I can bore out pretty easily, so I love intellectual men ... people that will always keep me intrigued."

Jessica added, "And intellectual men know how to open up Tylenol bottles. Boy those things get me frustrated. If I wanted to solve a puzzle, I'd buy one of those Sudoku books. Hey look, a tree!"

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Way to work that manly Carly Simon look circa her early-40s.

Anonymous

why do dumb chicks ALWAYS say that?

WE DONT LIKE YOU!!!!

Just Saying

She got stumped with Chicken of The Sea tuna. 'Nuff said.

master yoda

To her, a smart guy is one who has the concepts of "right" and "left" down pat.

Lauren

And it's not shit retard. It's a temporary tattoo. Try watching Nat Geo or opening a book occasionally.

Lauren

It's called henna or mehndi. They're traditional holiday/wedding/party/event designs in Indian and Arab cultures.

jay

If she were half as intelligent as she'd like us to believe then why hasn't she had surgery to tighten the walls of her vagina so she can actually keep a man interested in her?

Nicholas Dickless

I can't believe CelebritySlam spelled "confidant", shame on you.

Paul

Jessica is pretty intellectual herself. Her IQ is higher than 93% of the politicians in Washington. She is one of those Texas girls whose good looks so bedazzle folks that they do not see the huge intellect.

V-4-Vendetta

There are roughly 6+ billion people on the planet. 99.8% of them have to be smarter than Jessica. Good thing she is pretty, cause she gets her pick.

Nameless

WTH is on her hand? An intelligent man would tell her to wash her hands after taking a dump.

Ol Hank

I don't think I have ever seen a celebrity try so hard to convince people she is not stupid and vapid.

Follow up

Jessica need an intelligent man to remind her not to use her left hand to wipe her ass.

Ol Hank

Jessica likes intelligent men so they can explain things to her that she doesn't get (like the punchline of jokes).