Jessica's desperation scares another man away

Gerard Butler dumps Jessica Simpson

Talk about a fall from grace. Jessica Simpson's been used, abused, and dumped by so many dudes that I'm pretty sure if I play my cards right, even I could bang her. The latest dumper? Gerard Butler (the two only met last month). From Betty Confidential:

So what went on between Jessica and Gerard? It was all too much, too soon. After just a couple of dates Jessica got too serious and, an insider says, Gerard ran — not walked — to the nearest exit.

“Jessica has a habit of getting too needy too soon, and she scares men away,” the pal tells BettyConfidential. “She’s desperate to not be alone and every guy she's dated since Nick complains about the same thing — she’s too needy.”

“After just three dates with Gerard, she was acting like a high school girl who was so into her boyfriend, while Gerard was treating it like a fling and telling pals how hot and sexy she was,” the insider says. “Jessica knew what he was saying about her, but didn’t care.”

Hopefully Jessica will realize soon that her tits will only take her so far in a relationship. Sure for the first couple of weeks, her new boyfriend must enjoy staring at them and giving her the occasional chili dog, but eventually that same guy will want to be with a girl whose head doesn't hurt every time she sees "words." The bottom line is that if Jessica really wants to settle down, she'll have to force herself to do something that no woman in a committed relationship has ever done: ~~shut up~~ ~~pay for dinner~~ oral.

[Mavrixonline]

jay

She has a fantastic tongue but apparently has no idea how to satisfy a man with it...

...did I forget to mention loose pussy is a deal breaker?

Kelley

All that aside ... it looks by her tongue that she has a serious yeast overgrowth in her body ... yuck.

Canadia

I have to doubt if any of this is true. Butler already denied having any date with her, they just happened to be at the same dinner together with a mutual friend.

I haven't heard a word from Simpson. The level of fiction in the gossip world of late is starting to make myself ashamed to even reading this.

If this is what her PR people are doing to keep her name in the news, I think she needs some new PR people.

lakitu

All of you haters are disgusting! hateful people, and especially you guys out there talking about a woman in that manner! you guys were sure never taught any!! manners at home!!!!!!! and it's obvious you guys father's were NOT GENTLEMEN!!!!!!!!!!!! SHAME ON YOU PEOPLE! talking soooo bad about a person.... you idiots WISH that Jessica Simpson EVEN LOOKED YUOR WAY you guys are OBVIOUSLY LOOOOOsers!!!!!!!!!!

NLSN TLVSN

Whew! You dodged a bullet there.

Anon

Besides a one night stand, what is Jessica good for? It's too bad she still doesn't look the way she did in Dukes of Hazzard. Maybe the one night stand would be worth another round in the morning.

Neorules2112

This Bitch is better of dating food, at least the food loves her back.

T.J.

It is not cool to stick your tongue out for a picture when it is not clean. Thumbs down!