James Gandolfini punches paparazzo

James Gandolfini punched a paparazzo and threatened to "break [his] fucking face" on Halloween night. And you know what? That's what the paparazzo deserves for calling his wife a "dumb whore" and his son a "little pussy." Oh no wait, it turns out he wasn't actually doing that at all. He was just taking pictures of him in public from a respectful distance. Well that's what the paparazzo gets for annoying a tough mobster with deep underworld connections. Oh no wait, it turns out that was just a TV show. In reality, the only thing that fat bastard James Gandolfini could break in half without collapsing from exhaustion is a Snickers bar. "Now I have two!"

  • xx

    the last time i checked it's a free country. taking pics on a public street is legal... i hope this guy sues the fat fuck.

  • joey

    uhm i don't think thats a paarazzi at all, probably some dood just out and shooting this... and who is yelling get away from my son? is that gandolfini's mom? didn't that dumbass approach the pap?

  • Collin

    lol you guys are too stuck up. this was funny, i don't know how you can get so upset about something so damn funny. he never broke character! lol if i were famous, and i had losers who couldn't find real work chasing me all day i wouldn't just threaten to break their face.

  • who cares

    Paparazzi are parasites who make a living leeching off other peoples success and feeding the common public's voyeurism, i hope Gandolfini did break his face!!!

  • lassie

    Gandolfini is an angry drunk- whatta bloated slob

  • NLSN TLVSN (tinypic.com/nlsntl

    Proof people from New Jersey are all guttersnipes.



    Just basic Jersey TRASH. Go back to your rat hole, Jamie.

  • RanX3roX

    What state are you from douchebag? Did you watch NASCAR this weekend BillyBob? What trailer park are you from? Oh wait a minute you might be a NY douchebag... right that must be it. You probably like the Mets too.


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