Heidi Klum is all messy

Heidi Klum in Rankin's Heidilicious

Great news for those of you who have always fantasized about dipping Heidi Klum in chocolate: her new coffee table book Rankin's Heidilicious hit the shelves last week. And also great news for those of you ladies who have always fantasized about me benching 450: I hate to brag but you should have seen me at the gym last night.

NOTE: To see the uncensored pics of Heidi Klum's boobs, click the headline pic (or thumbnails) and then click the "Full Size" button located at the top or bottom of the image.

Josh

My God! Thanks for these pics! Heidi is sooooo freaking HOT!

cowbulls

She obviously has self esteem issues to let that a$$ clown Seal nail her.

chuck

Your mom has self esteem issues.

jay

This is the way she will appear if ever exhumed.

Taz

Typical square head kraut slut. I bet she likes it in the shitter...

Peter Gozinya

Her infatuation with dark skin is getting a little ridiculous now.

Nameless

Some of you are crazy. Her husband is ugly as sin but she is still smoking hot.

I gaurantee you the Megan Foxes of today won't look half this good in ten years.

pak

how old is this bitch? put some clothes on you're old and a mom!

Ol Hank

That is one coffee table book I would rather not see on someone's coffee table.

V-4-Vendetta

This shot reminds me of the girl in Creepshow 2 that gets eaten by the black lake goo.

master yoda

Do not want. She's punched out enough mixed babies to start her own mall-lot carnival.

Peter Gozinya

God damn it that was funny!

chuck

No, it wasn't. But, heil Hitler, y'all.

Paul

Has she hooked up with Rosie O'Donnal Yet?

Average Joe

Rosie said she could have banged her a few years ago

Paul

Old stuff, although she is a MILF. Why not show fresh young hotties like LiLo?

Mark

What are you talking about? Heidi is way hotter than LiLo and must younger Hollywood trash