Chicks are dumb

Chris Brown is a ladies man

In the wake of the infamous Rihanna beat-down, Chris Brown isn't exactly having a hard time getting laid. Why? Because chicks are fucking dumb of course. From the Chicago Sun Times:

Seems Chris Brown’s conviction for beating up ex-girlfriend Rihanna hasn’t had much effect on his love life. According to one Brown business associate — who claims to spend a lot of time at the R&B superstar’s house — Brown is constantly approached by women, often quite aggressively.

The musician reportedly always has women coming up to him in clubs, restaurants or other public spots — "with most of them, without fail, figuring out some way to slip Chris their numbers," said the source.

"Those that figure out where he lives also don’t think anything of coming right to the house — many dropping off notes, their e-mail addresses and phone numbers, and some including some pretty explicit photos."

This story just proves that if you're famous, women will throw themselves at you no matter what your past transgressions may be. Case in point: Mickey Rourke and Charles Manson STILL have women fawning over them. So let this be a lesson to all you scientists and humanitarians out there fighting to save the world: If you really want to get laid, don't strive to help mankind. Strive to get a seven-figure record deal.

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90s_kid

Wow Golden Child that was profound and very true. I was born in the early 90s (92) and I hadn't heard of a lot of r&b singers from the 80s-early 90s until i saw those "where are they now" shows. The first time i heard the Boyz 2 men song "end of the road" was on diddy's show "making the band". A lot of times I read magazines and I see a name and have no idea what their songs sound like, i just know the name from reading it before. For example, jodeci, i haven't heard one song by them or debarge and i don't even know who tevin campbell is. So it is sad that one day someone can be on top the next they're nothing. It could be a possibility for Chris Brown

Golden Child

Fuck Chris Brown. Twenty years from now he's just going to be another washed-up drug ravaged, coke addicted, pill popping, broke, in debt, bankrupt has been R&B singer just like the rest of them. Name one of these fast life rags to riches R&B singers from back in the day who is still rich, healthy, mentally stable and respected. Michael Jackson and the whole Jackson family, James Brown, Bobby Brown, Jodeci, Tevin Campbell, the whole De Barge family; what do all these former R&B singers have in common? So to all the young fry cooks out there who can't get laid today, just stay in school and pick a stable career path. You'll be the one better off in the future.

Gdrive

notice no chics are defending themselves other than one jiggy looney

chris

what a fuckin punk....his mom must be so proud, the stupid cunt...

Caden Canyon

I think more like: Dumb, young, BLACK (maybe some Hispanic) girls support this attempted murderer. Only diff between this piece of scum and OJ is the fact that OJ was successful at his murder attempt.

V-4-Vendetta

Most girls have some sort of daddy issues. Some take a shot to the face to prove they love you.

destiny armani nelson

itzzzzzzzzz alllllll crazzzzzzzzzzzyyyyyyy

but RHIANA DESERVED WAT SHE GOT SHE SHOULDNT HAVE BEEN KNOSEY IF DATS DAH CORRECT STORY OR DISSSSEEE FAKE CELEB GOSSIP WEBSITES TELLING PEOPLE LIES...AS I BELIEVE SO!

PAZUZU

Step away from the keyboard. The word making machine is overwhelming your brain.

Twisted Knots

Wow, DMZ...I take it you're NOT a Chris Brown fan? Am I right? :)

Gdrive

word!

DMZ

Not sure what makes you say that... really, I love him to DEATH!! Literally!

DMZ

Yeah, chicks are dumb but this one is an idiot! Any chick that gets within 100 yards of this fucking, nigger loser Chris Brown is an even bigger nut job than he is. The lowest piece of shit on the face of this earth deserves more consideration that Chris Brown, a low-life, useless, motherfucking, cocksucking asshole! I wish he would get a cap popped in his lame ass! Word!

PAZUZU

What girl could resist him. Can't you see the hours of mirror time involved in honing his sparkly, shiny, colorful look. What with all his glittery bling, his color coordinated lip gloss and jacket collar he is truly a manly macho man (loser/poser).

PaniniPimp

I believe George Carlin once said it best, kids are fucking stupid.

Anon

Meh... a chick's bullsh!t tolerance tends to go up the more money and fame a man has.

On the flipside, if a chick is hot, she can be a total bitch and guys will still bend over backward for her.

Let some dude working the fry rack at McDonald's try to pull as much ass as Chris Brown or some fat chick act like a royal b!tch and see if she get asked out...ever...

Upskrt Celebs

Chicks are dumb? You're being the generous. The worst are the ones who parade around talking like they're "tough" and they run the show, but at the end of the day they're the ones swallowing cum and licking ass.

UgliestGuy

Yes, chicks are dumb, but, they're also sooo soft. *sigh*