Brittany Murphy might be insane

The LAPD showed up to Brittany Murphy's house in Hollywood around 2:30 this morning. Why? Because she's fucking insane of course. From TMZ:
TMZ has learned cops received a frantic 911 call around 2:30 this morning from neighbors complaining about a screaming Brittany Murphy, who was wailing about shots fired outside her Hollywood pad.

When LAPD arrived on the scene, they saw the panicked actress on her balcony, yelling about the alleged gun fire.

No weapon, bullet or body was found -- and after an investigation, the noise was discovered to be coming from a generator, which had been acting up due to the funky L.A. weather last night.
In Brittany's defense, the last time I mixed Percocet, Zoloft, Xanax, and whisky, I thought I heard gunshots, too. Turns out it was actually just my dog playing bass guitar and reciting Chaucer. Uh, at least I think it was.

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  • No Name

    You never know when someone is going to go..So whether the last time you talk to someone or about someone..be positive about what you say..it will go a long ways..

  • Twitty

    She ain't been the same since Ashton left her for Demi Moore.

  • Jebus

    That's BASS guitar, dumbass.

  • Nick

    Noted

  • KG

    About as bright as the LuAnn character she voiced on King of the Hill.

  • v4vendetta14

    She is looking good. Nothing better than batshit crazy pussy.

  • Anon

    x2 batshit crazy = willing to do anything sexually if you push the right insecurity buttons.

  • UgliestGuy

    Was she naked on the balcony? If she was, its Okay.

  • Paul

    She is just a little high strung. Its Okay.


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