Those nipples are more uneven than Paris Hilton's eyes!

Remember when she used to be barely dressed and hot...we wished we could see more.

Now that she's showing more, we wish she put that sh!t away. Wonky tittays!

She really messed up those formerly beautiful t*ts, first by getting implants, and then by having them removed. Now she has old-lady breasts that point down, and those nipples remind me of a cross-eyed drunk.

She's as high as a motherfucker!!!

Weird thing about Britney's tits is-- when corraled in ie bra or tight shirt-- they look big. In something nonsupportive like bikini top, they pretty much pancake out and she looks almost flat.

she is bank rupt, does not have the money to buy a bra in the winter season....

http://www.goarticles.com/cgi-bin/showa.cgi?C=2159637

Theoretically, I'm all in favor of bra-less boobs, but not those boobs. She always looks sloppy, even when she's dressed up.

Kinda dig the sloppy look, like some gal you'd see at the produce section at 2:00 in the afternoon, looking like she just crawled out of bed...more accesible.

Saggy or not, I'd still suckle on them tittays.