Britney Spears leaving her hotel in Sydney (11/7)

Apparently Australia doesn't have the internet/newspapers/magazines/carrier pigeons bringing news from afar/any source of news whatsoever to read about Britney Spears' train wreck of a tour in the United States. A bunch of fans at her concert in Perth on Friday night stormed out of the arena because they were pissed Britney was lip-synching. I guess they paid hundreds of dollars to attend Britney's concert and really thought they were going to hear her sing. Ha! Losers! From The Daily Telegraph:
Britney Spears was holed up in a Perth hotel yesterday as the row over her lip-synching concerts threatened to derail her Australian tour. Fans walked out after only three songs at Perth's Burswood Dome on Friday, upset by her lacklustre performance.

Spears mimed most of her songs on stage, singing only on ballads. The lack of big screens - masking Spears' miming and taking the focus away from her rigid performance - left many in the cheap seats fuming.

Fans complained that the US pop star spent large portions of the in-the-round show with her back to them.
Before these disgruntled fans demand a refund, they need to keep in mind that they paid hundreds of dollars to see a chick perform who has been walking around their city with mustard all over her pants. And no bra. Again. They should be happy Britney even showed up to the arena. With that much mustard on her, clearly the hotel where she's staying serves up a delicious sausage or frankfurter-equivalent. The last time Britney found a good room service hot dog in 2007, she didn't leave her hotel room for four months. She's basically the crazier version of Howard Hughes.

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Wasting money on Britney Spears' concert tickets and then complaining about the quality and lip-synching sounds like the definition of insanity to me.

"Is that mustard?" No, it's Big Bird's semen.

Mustard is a low calorie, healthy condiment. Therefore, it is probably something else.

Maybe it's puss coming out of her bottom feeder nipples

Someone launched custard on her.

Britney has some ugly juggs. I guess that is what happens when you get implants and then you have them removed. Those things remind me of the "Granny" comic in Playboy magazine, and her pointy t*ts that point straight down.

Still hot. Sorry.

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