Beyonce leaving Mahiki nightclub in London (11/17)

Beyonce brought so much damn luggage with her to London this week, she had to book a separate hotel room to store it all. In her defense, you really can't bring enough socks when you travel. From the Daily Mirror:
Queen Beyonce was holed up in outrageous luxury this week - but her mammoth haul of excess baggage was nowhere to be seen. That's because it was in its own separate room - in a hotel more than 30 miles away. Mrs Jay Z hit our shores this week and performed a storming two hour set for 10,000 fans at Liverpool's Echo Arena on Wednesday.

The babe stayed in the £2,450-a-night Charles Forte Presidential Suite at the Lowry Hotel in Manchester. But being Beyonce, she booked another room at Liverpool's Malmaison hotel - at just £170 - to store her kit.

It took four helpers to lug her gear up the stairs. Says our source: "She had seven suitcases, three hand luggage bags and two boxes, all for her mammoth gig. In the cases there were apparently 14 dresses, lots of shoes, make-up and 25 wigs."
What's up with Divas traveling around with so much luggage? First it was Madonna, then Mariah Carey, and now Beyonce. Why can't these women live like the rest of us where the only baggage they carry around is from that one time in first grade when that bitch Suzy Hanahan convinced me it would be "neat" if I pulled my pants down in front of the class during PE on what was probably the coldest day of the year which caused so much shrinkage that it earned me the unfortunate nickname of "baby acorn" that stuck with me all through high school -- *clears throat* Anyway, that sure is a lot of luggage isn't it?
 
NOTE: The fact that Beyonce travels with 25 wigs means can only mean one thing: she's finally accomplished her goal of owning more hairpieces than Lex Luthor.

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  • skulduggerypleasant.org

    So how many consecutive years have you turned "27" again? You're a 34- or 35-year-old AGING DIVA. Case closed.

  • skulduggerypleasant.org

    Oh. And you're a LIAR, too. Bitch.

  • PAZUZU

    Maybe the WigPig means 27 stone as in 371 pounds.

  • PAZUZU

    She had seven suitcases but in her defence each suitcase contained only one pair of pants. When you have thighs like hot water tanks you do nothing lightly. 25 wigs?!?!?! HAHAHAHAHA!


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