WHY ANGELINA? WHY?

Rosie O'Donnell almost nailed Angelina Jolie

Yesterday on the Howard Stern Show, Rosie O'Donnell admitted the unthinkable. She could have banged Angelina Jolie. GTFOOH. From Us Weekly:

"She gave me her phone number," O'Donnell recalls.

"We talked on the phone two or three times, but that was that . . .There was a tentative plan to have dinner that never came through." she said. "I was a little afraid of her. She's scary in a sexual kind of way. I have dreams about her a lot still."

Angelina Jolie. Rosie O'Donnell. Naked. Together. Scissoring. *shudders* It's gonna take hours of smoking hot lesbian porn to get that image out of my head. Hours. There goes my Saturday. *sigh*

[WENN]

Anonymous

I once took an overdose of Viagra, and my doctor told me not to worry, just find a picture of Rosie O'Donnell, she's the antidote for an OD of erectile dysfunction medicine.

JD

Angie and this disgusting, bitter old hog?? I don't believe it for a second. Orca can dream all she/he/it wants.

Jerry Smith

How does this happen? She proves she is an idiot with comments about 9-11, alienates everyone she comes in contact with, and yet someone still believes anything comes out of her mouth????

Anonymous

That is the ugliest woman alive. It will take YEARS of therapy to get that image out of my head. She is ugly - inside and out.

jay

Fightin' Dyke!

8 Inches

She sure looks at ease making those fists!

Anonymous

Good God that woman is ugly!

Nameless

LOL Angelina is a freaky slut. Rosie O'Donnell? Her mom's bf? Billy Bob Thornton?

If I was Brad I would worry about my d*ck falling off one day.

Paul

Angie is weird and different. Rosie is so strong and dominate, an alpha female, that women want to possess them. It all makes sense. May happen yet.

Nasty Guy

I'd fuck her

Average Joe

The scariest picture i've ever seen