November 2009 Archives

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Kate Hudson out and about in Santa Monica (11/20)

+ Rihanna is proud of her cleavage [Hollywood Tuna]

+ Zoe Saldana thinks you're a pansy - BONUS: She's in a bikini [The Superficial]
+ Angelina Jolie is no fan of President Obama [IDLYITW] 
+ Britney's ex is going to jail [Wonderwall]
+ January Jones needs to dress sexier [Drunken Stepfather]

+ Miley Cyrus continues to rip on Twilight [OK! Magazine]
+ College boobies! (NSFW) [College Humor]
+ Blake Lively showing off her legs on Fallon [Popoholic]
+ Rihanna has a wardrobe malfunction [A Socialite's Life]

+ The coolest thing the Muppets have ever done [Dlisted]
+ Texting while topless is legal in California [Double Viking]
+ Hooters Girls are always welcomes 'round these parts [Busted Coverage]
+ Miss California bikini action! [Attuworld]

Julie-Marie Geyskens

German model Julie-Marie Geyskens

Tila Tequila threatens to sue over sex tape

Tila Tequila is threatening to sue the porn site 4tube for posting an old sex tape of hers (NSFW clip here). For those of you keeping track at home, this is Tila's second sex scandal in a week. That pic above is from Tila's epic nude Ustream rant last week. From TMZ:

Tila doesn't know why the video is surfacing now, but she claims it was ripped from a laptop that she reported stolen roughly two years ago -- and now she's threatening to sue the site for posting the clip.

TMZ spoke with Tila's lawyer, Cyrus Nownejad, who told us, "A police report has been filed for Tila's stolen laptop computer which contained that specific clip. I am currently in the process of sending a cease and desist letter and a notice of intent to sue if it's not removed."

This is an outrage and a violation of Tila's privacy! Tila will not stand for one of her intimate private videos circulating the internet for all to see! Well, I mean besides that other nude shower video she made that's circulating the internet for all to see. So besides that video, Tila will not stand for this! . . . Well I guess there's also that other nude shower video where she does naughty things with a hand held sprayer . So besides those two shower videos, Tila will not stand for this! . . . OK, to be fair, there was that other lesbian video where Tila and another woman get naked and do stuff to each other. So besides those two shower videos and the lesbian video, Tila will not stand for this!

NOTE: To see the uncensored pics of Tila Tequila topless, click the headline pic (or thumbnails) and then click the "Full Size" button located at the top or bottom of the image.

Eva Longoria leaving the Juicy Couture store in Beverly Hills (11/18)

+ For once, Katie Price doesn't dress like a tranny slut [Drunken Stepfather]

+ I seriously can't wait for this show [PopEater]
+ Sophie Monk nip slip (NSFW) [TaxiDriverMovie]
+ Katherine Heigl setting a great example for her kid [DailyFill]
+ Pretty much the greatest basketball shot you'll ever see [College Humor]

+ Zac Efron can be a little bitch sometimes [A Socialite's Life]
+ Kristen Bell looking cute at the AMAs [Newstoob]
+ I think I'm in love (semi-NSFW) [Double Viking]
+ Shit is hitting the fan for Adam Lambert [I'm Not Obsessed]

LIST OF THE DAY: 25 Bizarre Human Oddities

Mariah out and about in London (11/19)

England's GMTV issued a challenge to Mariah Carey last week to act as batshit crazy as possible before and after her appearance on the morning show. And Mariah didn't disappoint. Host Kate Garraway told the Daily Mail:

"We had Mariah Carey in the GMTV studios last week, where she was pre-recording an interview with Lorraine Kelly. I've heard a lot of rumours about her being a diva over the years and guess what? It turns out it's all true!

"While Mariah was very nice, the amount of people she had in her entourage was hilarious. They outnumbered the entire GMTV crew! She had two people to lower her on to the GMTV sofa, in case her dress got crushed, one person to walk in front of her backwards at all times in case she fell over and several people behind the camera making sure she was going to be filmed from the right angle!

"Have you ever heard anything like it? Oh, and she brought her own toilet roll as well."

Can you really blame Mariah for bringing her own toilet paper? Most bathroom stalls don't hold the six rolls it takes to wipe her ever-expanding ass. And considering Mariah's love of wasting money (she has a separate closet at her Manhattan triplex for her 1000 pairs of shoes), another reason she supplies her own TP is because she likes the exclusivity of using her own special brand -- you know, the brand that has a picture of Independence Hall on one side and Benjamin Franklin on the other.

50 Cent did not beat up Marv Albert

I think that headline is worth repeating: Wait, what? From AP:

Marv Albert said Saturday he was never involved in an altercation with 50 Cent, denying Internet reports of a fight on "Jimmy Kimmel Live."

"I couldn't even tell you what the guy looked like or the security guard looked like," Albert said.

Albert said he even read one account that he was punched by 50 Cent, who was the show's musical guest, but insisted they never crossed paths.

"They embellish. It keeps getting embellished more than anything else," Albert said. "What do you say, it's just wrong. I don't know what tomorrow will bring. It will be Jimmy Kimmel got punched. I'm sure this will be funny to me in a couple of days. It's not funny to me now, obviously."

Marv's right -- tabloid stories about him are ridiculous, false, and totally blown out of proportion . . . except when they're about forced sodomy. In this case, there is a pretty good chance the story is made up. Because if Marv had really been in a fist fight with 50 Cent, he'd be too busy eating through a straw to give interviews.

Kim Kardashian in a bikini

Kim Kardashian took to her twitter over the weekend to announce (with photographic evidence above) that she has finally reached her goal ("I finally feel I've reached my goal!"). I don't know what exactly her goal is but I think it has something to do with becoming an even bigger attention whore than Paris Hilton. Success!

Later today: Kim dons a skimpy bikini and posts a picture of herself bending over to show everyone "how great" her yoga lessons have been going.

Tomorrow: Kim dons a skimpy bikini and posts a picture of herself bending over to remind everyone to "always stretch" before they work out.

Thursday: Kim dons a skimpy bikini and posts a picture of herself bending over to wish everyone a Happy Thanksgiving.

Tara Reid's saggy ass

Tara Reid in St. Barts (Dec. 2007)

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