November 2009 NUDE!

Olga Maliouk

Ukrainian model Olga Maliouk

Elisabetta Canalis bikini pics! (Los Cabos - 11/29)

Here's some additions to the bikini pics I posted earlier of George Clooney's girlfriend Elisabetta Canalis at his new villa in Mexico. Clooney isn't pictured. I can only assume he's inside being blown by Miss Mexico 2009, while Miss Teen Mexico 2009 is off in the corner doing a sexy dance, Miss Mexico 2008 is massaging his feet, and Miss Mexico 2007 is in the kitchen cooking him lunch. Screw you George Clooney and your idyllic life.

Katie Holmes and Suri Cruise leaving Balthazar Restaurant in New York (11/23)

+ Alessandra Ambrosio in a bikini for some magazine [Drunken Stepfather]

+ Candice Swanepoel is quite possibly the perfect woman [IDLYITW]
+ Leona Lewis is see-through [Just Jared]
+ I can see Mischa Barton's underwear [TaxiDriverMovie]
+ Of course Jake Gyllenhaal would coordinate clothes with his girlfriend [Dlisted]

+ Rihanna urges all woman to take naked pictures of themselves [PopEater]
+ Twilight > Dark Knight [Bam! Kapow!]
+ This is just weird [Attuworld]
+ 50 Cent is asking to get robbed [I'm Not Obsessed]

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Nick Hogan during his arrest in 2007

The ghost of John Graziano's hospital-ridden corpse got a little revenge on Nick Hogan on Saturday night. From TMZ:

Nick Hogan was involved in a minor car accident last night in downtown Los Angeles. There were no injuries. Police came to the scene, but no report was taken.

He was coming back from a charity event to raise money for an organization called Keep It On The Track that teaches people to drive safely.

In Nick's defense, the last time I steered with my knees while chugging two margaritas at the same time, I crashed too. Boy the stories I could tell you about sixth grade. Good times.

Jaimie Hilfiger bikini pics! (Malibu - 11/27)

Chaos reigned in Malibu this weekend as Jaimie Hilfiger and hoards of her crazed fans descended upon the city for a photoshoot. As word swept through the community that THE Jaimie Hilfiger was at the beach, thousands of locals rushed over hoping to catch even a fleeting glimpse of the huge star. After a half hour of utter pandemonium, riot police had to be called in, with tear gas and rubber bullets being used to disperse the crowd. Luckily, only seven people were killed in the stampede. Thank God.

Leticia Birkheuer bikini pics! (Rio de Janeiro - 11/21)

Flynet says this is Brazilian model Leticia Birkheuer "showing off her sexy bikini body as she rinsed off on the beach of Ipanema, Brazil." No, seriously, she's really a model. Modeling school is like community college down there. Anyone can go.

Kevin Federline and Victoria Prince leaving the Ed Hardy store in Sydney, Australia (11/27)

"Sorry Jayden and Sean, daddy lost so much weight that he got fired from his job as Mall Santa. There will be no Christmas this year."

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Jenna Dewan

Actress Jenna Dewan (Step Up) at the Dizzy Feet Foundation's Inaugural "Celebration of Dance" at the Kodak Theater in Hollywood (11/29)

Cindy Crawford bikini pics! (Mexico - 11/28)

If you're like most people, you probably spent the holiday weekend relaxing at your lush private villa in Mexico. Cindy Crawford was no exception. Along with her husband Rande Gerber, she joined George Clooney and his girlfriend Elisabetta Canalis at Clooney's home in Puerto Vallarta Los Cabos. According to my awesome imagination, Saturday night's game of "Spin the Bottle" went way too far and Cindy ended up waking up next to Elisabetta the next morning. But it's all good though, because what happens in Mexico stays in Mexico.*

*I mean, besides herpes**

**Screw you Spring Break 2004

David Hasselhoff arriving to ITV studios in London (9/29)

Tough holiday weekend for the Hasselhoff children. Dad was taken to the hospital because of an alcohol-induced seizure on Friday. And mom was arrested for DUI on Saturday. First up, dad:

David Hasselhoff was rushed to a hospital by ambulance Friday after suffering a seizure, RadarOnline.com has learned exclusively.

Hasselhoff's neighbor Christian (he asked that we not use his last name), told RadarOnline.com that he saw the ambulance arrive at Hasselhoff's home. "I asked one of the paramedics how David was doing and he told me his eyes were rolling back into his head, he was drooling and that he'd had a seizure."  Unfortunately, said Christian, "this isn't the first time this has happened to him."

Hasselhoff, who has a long history of alcoholism, had been drinking in the past two days. Sources also tell RadarOnline.com that the former Baywatch star has been on anti-seizure medication.

And mom:

Hasselhoff's ex-wife Bach was arrested on a DUI charge by the California Highway Patrol on Saturday night while driving down the 101 Freeway near Laurel Canyon Blvd. According to a Los Angeles Police Department jail spokesman, she was taken into custody at the Van Nuys jail and later released on her own recognizance.

"There was no bail. She is fine. She was picked up and driven home by a friend," Bach's publicist tells PEOPLE. "She will deal with this."

Bach was arrested before for a felony DUI, last March in L.A.

The important thing for the Hasselhoff children is to stay positive. You gotta look at the bright side of this situation . . . ummm, I guess show and tell at school will be a lot more interesting. "Here's the stomach pump my dad's doctor ordered him to install in his master bathroom and here's my mom's ankle monitor from her first DUI this year . . ."