Tila Tequila arriving to Mr. Chow restaurant in Beverly Hills (10/2)

Tila Tequila is roughly the size of a parking meter. I don't know what this means but I just though it was sort of funny.

ALTERNATE HEADLINE: "Something that costs a quarter for every 15 minutes, and a parking meter"

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[Pacific Coast News]
  • metromediasquare.com

    You're a lying whore who makes _actual_ domestic violence victims work even HARDER.

  • 8 inches

    Looks like Tila Tequila and the parking meter have something else in common - they're 15 minutes is up.

  • Paul

    So tiny, so lovely, magnificant breasts, an earthmother in the making. A potential national treasure. A might mite, with a big personality and intellect. Women have so much that they can learn from Ms. Tequila.

  • Rafe

    Love the alternate headline. I wonder iv the value for your money is the same?

  • Pat McGroin

    This reminds me. I need to check the air pressure in my tires.

  • JD

    Me so horny, me love you long time.

  • UgliestGuy

    I thought you meant 'Flaming Yeast Infection".

  • dxmanners

    Awful shoes...

  • Carlos

    I love this tiny whore.


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