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Tara Reid at Diddy's 35th birthday party in 2004

I keep pinching myself in the hopes out waking up from this cruel cruel nightmare, but it's not working. I think this is actually happening. Tara Reid's gonna be in Playboy. From In Touch Weekly:

In Touch can exclusively reveal that Tara Reid has stripped down to pose for the cover of an upcoming issue of Playboy magazine. The American Pie star, who underwent a botched liposuction procedure in 2004, posed entirely nude for the popular magazine at a private residence on October 7 in Santa Monica, Calif. Although Tara, 33, was a bit nervous shooting, she seemed to ease into it as the day went on. “She was a bit insecure about her body when they first started,” says an insider. “She looked great and finally got into the groove.” Tara had said in the past that she would never pose for Playboy, saying, “I know there are problems with my stomach. There are bumps on it, it's uneven, but it's not that bad. My stomach scars are my battle wounds."

You know how there's a few celebrities out there that aren't considered "traditionally" hot, but you've always kinda wanted to know what they look like naked? Sure they have their flaws, but they usually have something going for them too, be it their huge tits, killer legs, or maybe even their personality. You know who I'm talking about? Well Tara Reid is not in that group. At all. At. All.

NOTE: To see the uncensored pics of Tara Reid's boobs, click the headline pic (or thumbnails) and then click the "Full Size" button located at the top or bottom of the image.

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Boo

sauce

JD

I figured stripping was in this hag's future. Turning tricks for hobos for $10 can't be far behind.

Anonymous

With that "cut-out and stitched back on" nipple, that is nothing but a Frankentittie! Honestly, did Dr. Frankenstein perform that breast augmentation?

angie

OMG. I'd love to lick her

James

Tara Reid? No thanks. Just Google "Tara Reid Bikini" and you will see why this is a very big mistake by Playboy.

rr

im surprised it took THIS LONG!!!

NLSN TLVSN

Is this for real? Why is she doing this (those pictures)?

I laugh, but I also severely feel so incredibly sorry for her. She's got this sad over-done makeup look, where she's trying her damnest to make herself look "pretty", but she look so obvious.

Then the bare tit exposed. Again... WHY???? Then I scroll down and the white (hopefully!) faux fur wrap completes the saaaaaaad image.

Paul

It is a glorious nipple, perky and proud.

jay

Yes, I'm a dumbass regarding the date but date or not that nipple still looks like it was sewn on and smartass comments won't alter that.

Nameless

Damn, Playboy is about 10 years too late for this one.

UgliestGuy

They'll Photoshopped her so much they might just as well use a cartoon character..... oh! wait, never mind.

Paul

Thank you Celebslam. Tara is soooo hot. Her breast is like a volcano and the nipple like a pool of red hot lava. This woman is destined to become an immortal love goddess. She is already a national treasure.

Will

2004, dumbass.

Learn to think before posting, it's written under the photo.

jay

Holy Bat Shit! Was that thing sewn on recently?