Katie won

Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes, and Suri out and about in Boston (10/4)

Katie Holmes somehow convinced Tom Cruise to enroll their daughter Suri in a Catholic -- not a Scientologist -- pre-school. Clearly Katie has a set of incriminating photos of Tom giving a lap dance to a firefighter locked away in a safe somewhere. From the Daily Mail:

. . . last week Katie enrolled the toddler at the Catholic Charities Yawkey Centre For Early Education And Learning in Boston, Massachusetts. The family are living in the city while Tom, 47, films his new movie, the spy comedy thriller Wichita. Katie’s mother also flew in for her granddaughter’s first week at the pre-school.

"Katie has been listening to her parents who are devout Catholics," I’m told. "She is not convinced by Scientology and has told Tom that she wants Suri to be educated as a Catholic - as she was. They had been having huge problems agreeing on her school. To say they were having arguments is putting it mildly - but Tom came around to the idea in the end."

Holmes, 30, has not been seen at the Church of Scientology for more than five months.

It's good to see Katie putting her foot down about something as important as religion. At least now, instead of being brainwashed by a ridiculous cult that teaches about airplanes flying through outer space, aliens, and mind-control, Suri will be taught about something much more believable -- a guy who was conceived without sex, came back to life three days after being killed, and then nailed 72 virgins. Wait, I think I'm mixing my religions again . . .

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v4vendetta14

Come on...Catholic pre-school. She won a big battle there. The only thing Suri will learn is about the Easter Bunny and Santa Claus. I'm sure that Tom will be there to deflate her child ego by telling her they aren't real.

But Lord Xenu brought billions of his people to Earth in DC-8-like spacecraft, stacked them around volcanoes and killed them using hydrogen bombs. Right...

PAZUZU

One day soon, perhaps in this generation we will all be able to put this foolish age of superstition behind us. Where once religions worked as social control as we moved from cave to village, they are now simply fear based fiction to impose the twisted will of a few lazy men in fancy robes. I put all religion on the same nonsense level. Wake up humans! An end to religion in this century!!

Anonymous

youre an ass. dont make fun of people religion. i dont care about scientology, i am a christian.

Paul

Katie may be the voice of sanity in the family. For sure, Tom isn't sane.