Stephanie Pratt arrested for DUI

Stephanie Pratt of The Hills fame was arrested for DUI early Sunday morning after leaving Empire nightclub in Hollywood. D'oh! From TMZ:

A source close to Pratt tells us Stephanie had just left Holly Montag's birthday party when she was pulled over. Our source says cops watched Stephanie get in her car and were waiting to bust her.

According to sources, Stephanie Pratt makes roughly $50,000 per episode of The Hills. A taxi ride from Empire nightclub to Stephanie's home in the Hollywood Hills costs roughly $40. In conclusion, Stephanie Pratt is a fucking moron. The end.

Oh, and since I haven't done this since Lindsay Lohan's last DUI, here's a list for all you up-and-coming Hollywood stars to print out and keep in your purse/wallet. You're welcome:

Abalone Taxi - (310) 395-1666

All Santa Monica Cab - (310) 450-9800

City Cab: West Los Angeles - (310) 264-6610

English Cab of Santa Monica - (310) 434-1999

Excalibur Taxi Service - (310) 395-8294

Express Taxi Service - (310) 828-3333

Gold Star Santa Monica Taxi - (310) 396-0162

Independent Calicab Taxi - (310) 268-1111

Lotus Taxi - (310) 393-5599

Metro Cab Co - (310) 434-7777

Santa Monica Cab - (310) 828-7777

Santa Monica Independent Taxi - (310) 260-9941

Santa Monica Yellow Cab - (310) 260-7768

Silver Mercedes Taxi Services - (310) 828-2233

United Cab - (310) 264-6610

United Checker Taxi of Santa Monica - (310) 393-9699

United Independent Taxi - (310) 821-1000

Yellow Cab of Santa Monica - (310) 260-9505

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