Least surprising story of the year

Shauna Sand at Mr. Bones Pumpkin Patch in West Hollywood (10/11)

Vivid Video has acquired a "hardcore" sex tape featuring Shauna Sand and her boyfriend that they're planning on releasing next week. Gee, what a non-shock. From TMZ:

Sand just told us, "Yes I did make a sex tape with my boyfriend earlier this year. In fact I've made several sex tapes, but I certainly didn't sign off on this and Vivid has no right to put it out. I am trying to get a hold of my attorney now."

But Vivid founder Steven Hirsch says he's legally entitled to hawk the tape, saying, "We were approached by a third party, who brought us footage of Shauna having sex with her current boyfriend and we were immediately interested in acquiring it ... We're comfortable with our legal position in releasing this footage."

I know what you're thinking: "Oh great, another blurry celebrity sex tape. No thank you." But you'd be wrong. Shauna's the first celebrity who actually hired a director and film crew to make her sex tape. I mean, right? That just seems like something she'd do.

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Jake

I love this woman. Attention all MILFs, please dress similar to her.

And sex tape? Yes please!

Cpm

Let's just hope she's wearing a paper bag.

PAZUZU

What a Mom!! I guess her kids will have something interesting for show and tell. I'll bet her clam looks like a worn in catcher's mitt.

Paul

And what is wrong with watching a video of a lovely woman having sex and enjoying it. Shauna is a class act, and her sex is probably both classy and artistic.

Anon

Well considering Shauna is trying to stop the tape...I guess there is something wrong with strangers watching this video. Wouldn't you agree.

Isn't this the same chick that was doing her Lorenzo Lamas's son (her stepson) as well?

This chick has no freaking shame except when she get caught. Vivid should release this tape for free to teach her to quit being a ho.

V-4-Vendetta

I always assumed she was a pornstar, cause she dresses like a whore. Is anybody suprised that she made a sex tape? I would only be suprise if she never had herpes.