Hot Scarlett is no more

Back in April I wrote a story ("Wave goodbye to hot Scarlett") about D-cup Scarlett Johansson foolishly hiring Madonna's personal trainer Tracy Anderson to whip her into shape. It saddens me to say this, but I was right. That's the new A-cup Scarlett at the Moet & Chandon "Tribute to Cinema" in Tokyo last night. I swear to god, if I ever see this Tracy Anderson chick on the street, I will punch her in the face . . . and then run like hell because she could probably kick my ass.

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  • Lucky

    Wow.. ppl make fun of celebrity's sock lines now? You guys are the epitome of cool. (note.. that was sarcasm)

  • betty

    I would have to say she is just another pretty face now. Not sexy or curvy or f***able. Just another skinny hollywood chick. Sad.

  • Jayne

    I have always liked Scarlett and think she's beautiful, but her breasts was one of the physical features that she was known for. Too bad she didnt just workout to stay in shape instead of transforming herself - - I just hope she doesnt go for the Madonnna look. She is still beautiful though!

  • daly

    of course she was going to lose weight after she got married, no female wants her thighs to be larger then her husbands - as demonstrated by mick jaggers and rod stewart.

  • cybil

    she looks like she is 50 now!

    what happened to the happy village girl

  • Devon

    I have sock-tan lines too...comes from running outside a getting small amounts of sun everyday, guess you fatasses would not know that...

  • Cinzia

    Not a big fan but she did look much better with her curvy figure and huge breasts. She's an okay actress except when she tries to do comedy. (Note to Woody Allen-find a funnier muse)! Oh and LOL at the sock lines! Really adds the glamour.

  • jen

    she was a gorgeous woman but I agree with nujax. Come on, seriously all her roles are fairly similar and even then she seems to struggle with them :s

  • nujax

    talented actress ? hardly

  • Susan

    When are we going to get past this crap of judging everyone by their looks? Scarlett is a talented actress, her looks are part of that but not the whole package. Let's look more deeply into celebrity causes and concerns and shy away from the surface. These people may need to change their looks for a role, but that is not who they are. Wake up and quit demanding women to have a perfect figure and face.

  • Brett

    Actors and Actresses Get jobs becuase we the people want to see them in movies. Most movie watchers go to see movies with Bad Ass guys and Hot girls in them.. If Scarlett Johanssen loses her "hotness" factor, she will lose movie roles becuase the people as a whole will be less interested in seeing the movies she is in. That is a fact. We the people, honestly, do not care about these actors/actresses as actual people. WE DON'T KNOW THEM, THEY ARE ENTERTAINERS!! IF THEY ARE NOT ENTERTAINING THEY AREN'T DOING THEIR JOB. POINT: HER PHYSICAL APPREARANCE IS OF UPMOST IMPORTANCE, FAR BEYOND HER ACTING ABILITY.

  • Anonymous

    Who gives a shit about "how she is inside" ? You must be a monster to say such... Oh wait, "Susan". You must be "Paul". You almost had me !

  • danniliz

    I like the curves better,they made her stand out now she just looks like all the other too thin actresses out there.

  • Dinky

    Still beautiful but bring back the curves.

  • Coco

    What's sad about this is that she once said she loves her curves and would never want to be one of those stick thin girls. Too bad she caved in.

  • MP

    She didn't ONCE say she likes her curves, that's been her schtick since day 1....every single interview she did she made a point of stressing how she has curves (really?) and how comfortable she is in them...no that she's on the road to stickfiguredom I better not hear her sell that crap again

  • Beach pad Mr.Shelley

    What a georgous Woman

  • Beach pad Mr.Shelley

    What a Beautiful Woman.

  • T-Bo

    What is with those lines on her ankles? I bet she likes being tied up.

  • Nancy

    Haha! Sock lines!

  • Mixmaster

    Never really saw the appeal with this chick

  • MaeAnn

    A FUCKING MEN!

  • Sebastien

    This.... with feeling.

  • Average Joe

    Never thought I'd say this about a woman but she needs a cheeseburger

  • Gdrive

    I'm sure it's just the dress that's not giving her boobs enough justice. They're probably in there somewhere


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