Enough with the false modesty

Salma Hayak . . . somewhere . . . does it really matter?

Just once, I want to hear a hot chick admit that she has a smoking hot body and everyone wants to fuck her. Don't expect Salma Hayek to be the one to do it. She told Parade magazine:

"I won a 'Best Body Award' from Fitness Magazine and I was too embarrassed to accept it. I actually don't have a good body, but if everybody thinks so, I guess it means I'm a good actress. I have acted the part of the girl who has a very good body. If you know how to dress, there's some tricks you can pull."

Maybe it's true. Maybe Salma Hayek actually doesn't have a good body. Clearly the only way to get to the bottom of this mystery is to closely examine topless screencaps from the movie Frida here, here, here, and here, Ask the Dust here, and Desperado here (all NSFW). Hmmmm, I'm still not sure. I may need to beat off to those again. In the name of science of course.

[WENN]

PAZUZU

Fat.

Sam 69

These pics are sooo old! At least a few years.

Fasc(ion)ist(a)

They're fake. That left funbag is starting to pucker-- noticeable indentation in the header pick.

But I'm sure most people are looking at her eyes, anyway.

dblood

You would gash her? What the fuck does that mean? The closest you have probably got to pussy is stroking you mums cat! What would you know about women and their friends because your sisters dolls dont count you slack jawed faggot!

guru pitka

two thin little spaghetti straps keep me separated from heaven.

:(

nastygash

I'd gash her. I wouldn't want her around long though because I just don't think she's that hot. I'd only do it for the thrill of the kill. Besides they get boring after awhile and so do their friends.

Ben

Her name is S(A)LMA! learn to read! but i agree too, her body is way hotter than Megan Fox and Salma's face is really beautiful too but what i would love to do is to plunk my face between her amazing tits!

Anon

Yeah, Ben tell them! Nothing worse than someone that can't read except someone who can't write. Keep using non-caps at the beginning of run on sentences!

jake

she really is smoking hot and i don't think she had ever visited a plastic surgeon her boobs looks 100% natural although i agree it'd be much better if she was taller... nah! i'd definitely bang her!

jay

Not her boobs Jake, it was a nose-job.

Paul

She is smoking hot and one of the world's most beautiful women. She is still breast feeding her own child, and has been photographed breast feeding African orphans. The woman is a saint.

Pat McGroin

I wish she would breastfeed me. I would suck them titties dry.

JJ

I agree.. her body does blow Megan Fox out of the water and then some

v4vendetta14

Those tits would be hypnotizing in the flesh. Like twin tractor beams.

jay

I want to kiss her plastic surgeon!

8 inches

My writst is starting to hurt...

Erik Colquitt

god damn...this womans tits are unreal...id be a stuttering stammering prick around those fun bags.

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Wow, Selma, the twins are developing nicely I see. :D

Nameless

I like the modesty. Selma's body blows Megan Fox and Olivia Wilde's bodies out the water and their presumeably #1 and #2 on Maxim's hot list.

But Selma isn't fooling anyone, we all know she knows she's hot.

Mike

she's got to be one of the most hot beautiful women out there, too bad she's so short

Phil McCoochie

What's wrong with short women? I could carry her around the room while she's riding my ****.

Average Joe

Wowza!

CN

BITCH

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+1

Smoker, too. Her vay-jay would taste all NASTY.