Nick Cannon and Mariah Carey at his 29th birthday party at The Bank nightclub in Las Vegas (10/10)

I guess when your wife is worth roughly 10,000 times what you are, she can call you whatever the hell she wants. From the New York Post:
Mariah Carey has a special name for husband Nick Cannon. At Cannon's birthday party at club Bank in Las Vegas the other night, the songstress presented him with a cake shaped like deejay turntables and inscribed with the message, "Happy Birthday DJ Sex Fingers -- Love, M.C.C." Carey then performed three of her songs for Cannon, including "I Want To Know What Love Is," before turning the party over to Cannon to dee jay.
Sorry Mariah, but calling Nick "DJ Sex Fingers" qualifies as copyright infringement -- the name already belongs to Samantha Ronson. Besides, what dude wants to be known for the sexiness of his fingers? If a guy's going to be nicknamed after his anatomy, he'd prefer to be called something like "DJ Horse Cock" or "DJ Can Lick His Own Eyebrows." Of course in Nick's case, a more fitting title for him would be "DJ Neutered." Just look at him in that picture. That is one defeated man.

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Wow what a woman. She is a sex goddess. Imagine the size of those breasts, butt and thighs.

Fucking assholes.

A 40-something old slut like Mariah Carey with a 19-year-old teeny bopper son she calls her "husband". He's a fucking joke.

Fuck you both.

It's like Urkel stepped into the machine and came out dressed like Stefan, but still with the looks and annoyance factor of Urkel.

On a second look -- 12+ hours later, I've come to the conclusion:

What an asshole.

Nick Cannon is the gayest guy around.

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