Alessandra Ambrosio launching Victoria's Secret Beauty's "Velvet" fragrance in New York (10/14)
Lindsay Lohan manages to fuck up any and everything she does. It really is quite remarkable. From the New York Post:
*still trying to verify this
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Lindsay Lohan manages to fuck up any and everything she does. It really is quite remarkable. From the New York Post:
Lindsay Lohan damaged a cake at the Victoria's Secret Beauty Velvet fragrance launch the other day -- but not by eating it. Lohan mistook the cake baked in the shape of a giant perfume bottle for the real thing, and put her hand out to lean on it. An onlooker at the Lexington Avenue store said, "She accidentally poked a hole right in the middle of it." Lohan and Brazilian lingerie lovely Alessandra Ambrosio burst into giggles.Why is this news? Everyone knows Lindsay needs glasses -- she banged Samantha Ronson more than once, and while sober.* What's most amazing about this story is that Lindsay actually appeared at the same event as a legitimate, real life celebrity like Alessandra Ambrosio. The only logical explanation for why these two would be at the same party is that Lindsay got lost on the way to her actual destination. No Lindsay, you take a left at 22nd Street to get to the crack house.
*still trying to verify this
I hope they threw it away, who knows where that hand has been. Oh wait.. ewww.
Good thing the cake wasn't shaped like a rubber fist...
Lindsay actually mistook the giant perfume bottle cake for a mound of cocaine. She stuck her hand in there to grab a chunk of that white gold. How disappointing to discover that she snorted frosting.
In unrelated news, the cake just announced it has herpes.
I bet the perfume smelled like Samantha's vag. LL just had to slip a finger in.
Leave Linds alone. It is all foul rumors and propaganda put out by the evil Sam and her PR flacks.
How about a few do not touch signs out of range of the camera to warn people not in the know that it was a cake waiting to be consumed? I have had H1N1 and after being around that many people allowed that close I would not have touched let alone eaten it, sneeze, cough, hack, gag, snot oh cool cake.. touch.
The REAL news here is a picture of a VS model (okay ANY model) eating cake. Has this ever been seen before?