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Lindsay Lohan backstage at the Emmanuel Ungaro Spring/Summer fashion show at Paris Fashion Week (10/4)

Remember last month when Lindsay Lohan was named "Artistic Adviser" of the Ungaro fashion line? Oh hey, guess how that went. Shit, I think the headline might have given it away. From Women's Wear Daily:

The fashion world, or at least its old-fashioned, traditional arm, greeted the Lohan appointment with endless snickers and rolled eyes. Its members expected, perhaps even hoped for, the proverbial train wreck . . .

As for the clothes, they looked cheesy and dated, as has often been the case chez Ungaro during the post-Emanuel revolving door of designers. Hot pink, orange and flashy, with an overworked heart motif relentless in its execution, the collection displayed none of the promised younger side Lohan was supposed to deliver. Nor in a million years would one guess that the lineup was designed by one young woman and “creative directed” by another. Glitter heart pasties all around, ladies?

Style.com adds:

This quickly devolved into a bad joke of a fashion show, one with questionable color combinations, "bad eighties" draped silk jackets and drop-crotch pants, old-fashioned and ill-judged fur stoles, and, yes, tasteless sequin pasties.

Everyone surprised that Lindsay Lohan's first fashion show featured nipple pasties, raise your hand . . . put your hand down Lindsay's grandma . . . you, too, grandpa . . . ok, by my rough estimate, that leaves no one.

NOTE: Lindsay's show was so horrible that one of the models actually burst into flames while walking down the runway.

[WENN]

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Ol' Hank

"The turd in the punchbowl" I will have to remember that line.

Anonymous

why do her hands always seem dirty?

Carlos

You know, they say "lame" is the fad right now.

Nate

Haha! Whatever idiots! Overall it was a good start for Lindsay. Her next show is so going to kill!

Anonymous

Nice cutter arm in picture 8.

V-4-Vendetta

Lindsay's was probably in heaven!!! She got to be boss to a handpicked cast of coked-up models. Something tells me she was wrist deep in anorexic slit the minute the show was over.

BTW, Paul's true identity is Perez Hilton. They both suck a giant bag of dicks.

kittykat

she looks awful

go back to your natural hair color and add on a couple lbs kid....you are looking old and haggard and kind of smelly?

Paul

Don't believe everything bad you hear about LInds. Much of the awful stuff is Anti-LiLo propaganda put out by the evil Sam and her PR Flacks.

LiLo looks like a goddess walking down the runway. The perfect 21st century woman, super good looks, ultra-intellegent, money, well earned international celeb status, and a sweet personality. The turd in the punch bowl is the evil Sam, who is always lurking and trying to diss Linds.

Caden Canyon - Twitter.com/Fla

Wow, she's going to look REALLY spent when she's 30. Hard to believe she's lived like she has, look like she does and she's not even out of her 20's yet.

Anonymous

Did she really expect anything else? She looks like a burned out junky.