Lindsay Lohan shopping in Paris (9/30)

Old episodes of Star Trek. Just kidding, she's hooked on prescription drugs. Wow, what took her so long? From Radar:

Now in an exclusive interview with RadarOnline.com, Lindsay's dad, Michael Lohan, is speaking out about his daughter's downward spiral; one he blames on prescription drugs.

"I'm going to get her off the prescription drugs that she's on," Lohan told us in a candid interview. "I hate it when people talk about illegal drug abuse... because it's not just drinking and illegal drugs that kill you. Prescription drugs can destroy and kill a person and are sometimes harder to stop. Look at Heath Ledger and Michael Jackson.

"You know why Lindsay's not acting in feature films right now?"

She's lazy. She's a liability. She can't get insured. She has no worth ethic. She's always late. I can keep on going. How much time do you have?

"Because she can't. Because the girl with all the talent is hidden and buried deep inside this fungus that's grown because of the prescription drugs. She can't be herself. When you hug her she's like, vacant inside. When she kisses or holds me I get chills, and not in a good way-in a bad way."

Lindsay's basically the Michael Jordan of being addicted to things. She's forcing us to abandon our previously held ideas on how low an addict can sink. Literally anything is possible with her. Lindsay's hooked on hallucinogenic Brazilian spotted tree frogs? OK, yeah, I could see that. Lindsay robbed an Office Depot of their entire stock of Krazy Glue and then went on a two-day bender sniffing fumes? Totally saw that one coming. 

[Flynet]